AND IT'S SORT OF TRUE! ALMOST.
Shark attacks boy in his bedroom
(Thanks to sjhaller and Siouxie and DavCat)
« April 2008 | Main | June 2008 »
Shark attacks boy in his bedroom
(Thanks to sjhaller and Siouxie and DavCat)
If you're buying watermelon at Wal-Mart, watch out.
This has been your Scorpion Advisory
(Thanks to insomniac)
...in a world where a man can't brandish his sword in Macy's.
(Thanks to Siouxie and sjhaller)
Update (thanks to Jeff Meyerson): The New York Post is all over this important story.
Update (thanks to Justin Barber): Here's another story. This blog had no idea that kickball was such a rowdy sport.
Key Quote: We at Los Piratas Mechanicos (The Mechanical Pirates) ARRR like a family.We bring props, dress up like pirates, wear eyepatches and say ARRR all the time. We fly flags and throw water balloons. This is what we do.
Have a good Memorial Day. But also take a few minutes to explain to your kids why we call it that.
You might also take a few minutes yourself and read this story. (Thanks to Josh)
(Thanks to many people)
(Thanks to Annette Gaudreau)
Noisy Swazi cockerels face chop
(Thanks to Siouxie)
Grown men have been leaping over rows of babies in the north Spanish village of Castrillo de Murcia in an annual rite meant to ward off the Devil.
(Thanks to DavCat)
British twit celebrity chef Jamie Oliver says women should refuse to have sex with their men if they won't cook.
(Thanks to Annette Gaudreau)
Mystery deepens as 4th severed foot found
(Thanks to sjhaller)
Nudist German flights scrapped
(Thanks to sjhaller)
Frontier Airlines is going to charge more for antlers.
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Montezuma deputies chase slow driver.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
The other night on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Craig read an email, which appeared to be from me, asking about the meaning of the Scottish expression "Away and raffle your donut." Craig gave a funny answer, mentioning me several times. But in fact the email was from judi, who wants to have babies with is a big fan of Craig. Anyway, now that I've explained the background, here's the segment from the show.
judi will of course be fired.
The drivers here already have guns.
(Thanks to CJrun and Corey Smith)
(Thanks to Claire Martin, who says credit goes to Jennifer Martin)
The alleged Wal-Mart butt-biter has been apprehended.
(Thanks to Danny)
(Thanks to Shari Poteet)
You may laugh, but if you have ever attempted to put up a Christmas tree, you know how vicious these things can be,
(Thanks to Amanda Austin)
Somebody has invented eyeglasses that hold your chopsticks.
(Thanks to sarah j)
Beware The Tortoise of Doom.
(Thanks to sjhaller and Jeff Meyerson)
(Yes, "Tortoise of Doom" would be a good name for a rock band.)
(Thanks to Cathy Connolly)
Key Quote: Wednesday afternoon, around 3:30, there was some kind of malfunction that caused the toilet to burst into flames.
This has been your Culinary Update from Zimbabwe.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who correctly notes that we are not making fun of the name "Piccard Mudzingwa.")
Do not mess with them.
(Thanks to sjhaller)
The Crime-Fighting Boars of Germany
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DavCat and Amanda Austin)
Advisory: Do not click on this link if you are offended by bad language or grossness in general.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
(Thanks to Siouxie)
Mr. Ridley Pearson reports that he just heard a St. Louis radio ad for a band called "The Well Hungarian."
Update: Here's their website.
(Thanks to -- and we are not surprised -- Siouxie)
In honor of Sen. Larry Craig, the St. Paul Saints minor-league baseball team is giving away this miniature bathroom stall:
(Thanks to Danny)
A firearms instructor in southern Massachusetts has been assigned to other duties after his gun accidentally went off while he was teaching a class on weapons safety.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
Woman strips after wolf whistles
(Thanks to sjhaller and sjrun)
He was known for his massive gourds.
(Thanks to The Perts)
Road death warnings now a hazard
(Thanks to DavCat)
You can sell pretty much anything on Craigslist.
(Thanks to DavCat)
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
(Thanks to John Regan)
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Pennsylvania Man Wrestles Deer In Hair Salon
(Thanks to DavCat and Jeff Meyerson)
The foxes living in our backyard are making themselves right at home. At least the babies are. They now come sniffing around the back door and trying to look inside.
Mom is always nearby. She does not trust us one bit. She thinks the young foxes are crazy, with their door-sniffing and their hip-hop music.
Did Tim Russert, or did he not, flatulate on television?
(Thanks to Mr. Alan Zweibel and Mr. Gene Weingarten)
Get him this
Meet HealthPartners' new mascot, Petey P. Cup, the walking urinal vial! If you go to the HealthPartners' site and click on "Our Mascot, Petey P. Cup," you can see a video of Petey getting dressed.
(Thanks to Dave Roe)
Dad wants this.
(Thanks to RussellMc)
Here's some amazing video of an insane ardent weather photographer chasing a tornado in western Kansas a couple of weeks ago. It gets more amazing as it goes along.
(Thanks to Mr. Ridley Pearson)
(Thanks to Sergio Baptista)