MAYBE HE WAS JUST GLAD TO SEE THE POLICE
Port St. Lucie man arrested with beef sticks and 'hot sausages' in pants
(Thanks to Matt Filar and Danny)
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May 27, 2008
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Boston, who has gold teeth, said he was stealing the beef products because he had to feed his kids.
SELL the damn teeth and feed your kids.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2008 at 03:53 PM
Could've been worse, just one sticking out of his pants . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 27, 2008 at 04:05 PM
And nothing says "Daddy loves you" like a dinner of Slim Jims....
Posted by: Afkat | May 27, 2008 at 04:17 PM
Please note that this man lives in Florida. That is all.
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 27, 2008 at 04:31 PM
If I had a nickle for every time someone thought I had a 'hot sausage' in my pants, I'd have enough money to buy a Slim Jim. Not one of those big ones, just the regular size.
Posted by: random thunking | May 27, 2008 at 04:31 PM
Once the Mets move up North from Spring Training, many people to resort to alternative means to support one's family.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 27, 2008 at 05:02 PM
Somehow I think his nickname henceforth is going to be "Slim Jim". And he's never going to live it down.
Posted by: Mr Death | May 27, 2008 at 05:17 PM
what a jerk(y)!!
Posted by: insomniac | May 27, 2008 at 06:31 PM
It took police 20 minutes to frisk the suspect.
"Yes officer, I swear that was the last of them -- OW!"
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 27, 2008 at 08:58 PM
"Boston called the clerk a lesbian after she said she was going to call the police." She was clearly a lesbian, for as not to be completely turned on by the hot sausages in his pants.
Posted by: Melissa | May 27, 2008 at 09:41 PM