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Kevin Gillespie of the Jackson County Health Department says the roadkill might be smelly and gruesome, but it shouldn't lead to any health risks.
'Nuff said...
Posted by: frodolives | May 31, 2008 at 11:42 PM
Wow, that could be a FIRST posting of roadkill and vultures... no, it wouldn't... signing off...
Posted by: frodolives | May 31, 2008 at 11:46 PM
*rings dinner bell*
Come n' git it!!!
Posted by: Punkin | May 31, 2008 at 11:48 PM
No, really. Come n' git it and drag it over to the shed, will ya?
Posted by: Punkin | May 31, 2008 at 11:48 PM
'for the hogs come home....
Posted by: frodolives | May 31, 2008 at 11:51 PM
In related news, Illinois has experienced a marked increase in the number of roadside taco stands.
Posted by: SW | June 01, 2008 at 12:02 AM
SW, that's just wrong... and I LOVE IT!!!
Posted by: frodolives | June 01, 2008 at 12:07 AM
Oh, Man, the kids are gonna eat good this summer!
Posted by: baligurl | June 01, 2008 at 12:08 AM
Road Kill ? In Illinois? A Senator?
Posted by: Ednausean | June 01, 2008 at 12:09 AM
Once again, Arkansas is ahead of the curve. We've been doing this for years.
Posted by: TomH | June 01, 2008 at 12:20 AM
Taco stands in Belle Glade, FL.
Posted by: daisymae | June 01, 2008 at 12:26 AM
When you're all done
And life is leaving you hungry
You can always go
Downwind
Maybe you passed
A little meat on some carcass
Swing a "U," and go
Downwind
The Jackson County Health Department boss Kevin Gillespie
Says the roadkill comes in regular and extra crispy
How can you lose?
The legs are much softer there
They've been deboned by the tires, and left with no hair, just go
Downwind
You're gonna eat, tonight
Downwind
Everything's free, tonight
Downwind
You're gonna eat alright now.
Posted by: SW | June 01, 2008 at 12:30 AM
Just listen to the revving from your '60 Chevy Nova
You will get more vittles with each gopher you run over
How can you lose?
Posted by: SW | June 01, 2008 at 01:07 AM
*snork*
Posted by: insomniac | June 01, 2008 at 01:12 AM
heh!, awesome.
Posted by: Modgi | June 01, 2008 at 01:54 AM
That possum I passed back there
would be so good with some black beans
and a slice of gruyere,........
Downwind
Posted by: Modgi | June 01, 2008 at 01:58 AM
Did anyone else notice that the IDOT is only one letter away from a very unflattering acronym?
Posted by: Schadeboy | June 01, 2008 at 03:09 AM
Have you ever driven on I-70 at and after night fall in Illinois? Coming thru Missouri, the speed limit drops to 55 and the road drops back to two lanes. And then there are at least a billion semi's that you...being the only car on the road (that you can see) will be jammed into. We drive from Wichita to Terra Haute, IN. My husband drives most of the way to KC. I take over and do the I-70 thru KC, Missouri---crazy fast on a really crappy road--and thru St. Louis. He gets the wheel back as soon as we hit the information stop right into IL. That's the part that scares me! Love that big cross in Framingham..LOL!
Posted by: shell | June 01, 2008 at 03:59 AM
My point being that we run thru everything with crossed fingers. There is really a ton of road kill and potential road kill out there. I don't think letting it lay is a great idea.
Posted by: shell | June 01, 2008 at 04:05 AM
i always thought the dont go downwind state was new jersey..*ducks*
Posted by: queensbee | June 01, 2008 at 06:57 AM
I love the smell of roadkill in the morning...
it smells like Fricasee!
Posted by: Gov. Tyree | June 01, 2008 at 07:27 AM
*Catapults a dead hunk o' skunk toward Albany*
(Not that you'd ever notice.....)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 01, 2008 at 08:18 AM
Great song, SW, really great
I pity all the Illinois political figures getting thrown under the proverbial political bus right now
Posted by: Peter M | June 01, 2008 at 09:04 AM
as a lifelong Illinoisian (or Illi-noisome), I can testify that autumn on Rte. 2 in Rock County is a lovely drive, as long as you keep your eyes focused on the far horizon, where the hills meet the skies.
Typical conversation: "Ewwww...was that...?"
"I don't want to think about it. Look at those leaves!!!"
Posted by: Betsy | June 01, 2008 at 10:07 AM
They're going to need one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Original-Road-Kill-Cookbook/dp/0898152003
Posted by: Cadguy | June 01, 2008 at 10:56 AM
This is exactly why we love our governor.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | June 01, 2008 at 11:32 AM
They're gonna need some Roadkill Helper too ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 01, 2008 at 11:36 AM
And by the way, "posted at 11:37 PM" ... ?? Has Dave been turned into a vampire? Because I hear they're very sexy these days...
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 01, 2008 at 11:56 AM
I'll have the armadillo... with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Posted by: hannibal | June 01, 2008 at 12:37 PM
*snork* @ Gov. Tyree!!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 01, 2008 at 02:35 PM
Land of Lincoln?
You mean, Land of Stinkin'!
Posted by: tess | June 01, 2008 at 07:04 PM
IDOT?
Okay, here's the challenge...
Can anyone come op with a good name that acronyms to IDIOT?
Posted by: monsoon | June 01, 2008 at 10:06 PM
Indigenous Dining Omnivores Turnpike ?
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 01, 2008 at 10:45 PM
The governor of Illinois is a Son of a Blagojevich.
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 02, 2008 at 04:26 PM