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May 27, 2008

HER ROBOTIC HUSBAND WAS OUT IN THE PARKING LOT, CHUGGING HYDRAULIC FLUID FROM A HIP FLASK

Robotic woman gives birth in Glenwood

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

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Would you like to see the robotic placenta?

Yeah and I'm betting she grabbed his robotic crotch once those labor pains started.

Don't stop thinking about tomorrow...

Baby began searching for Sarah Connor each time . . .

Bet he's going to be a silicon chip off the old block.

"Hal's face turns blue when he's having trouble breathing."

Or when a robotic rabbi shows up with a scalpel.

Delivering 7 times in one day? Robotic hubby better be headed for another planet, if not solar system. That's begging for a world of hurt right there.

Hacksaw Bris WBAGNFARB

They named the baby "Hal"? What does it say after the 7th birth? "I'm sorry mom, I'm afraid I can't do that"?

"...for training porpoises." In Colorado?

What?

"Congratulations sir, it's a cyborg. Would you like to cut the jumper cable?"

"Ma'am...resistance is futile"

SNORK at 9!

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