HEALTH ADVISORY FROM THORPE ST. ANDREW
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More reasons to quit smoking- healthier tits!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 28, 2008 at 07:33 AM
Key photo caption: This isn't actually a picture of the tits in question, it's a different set of tits entirely
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2008 at 07:38 AM
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2008 at 07:38 AM
Now stop that!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2008 at 07:39 AM
never met a tit I didn't like
Posted by: Jazzzz | May 28, 2008 at 07:49 AM
fix it?
Posted by: Jazzzz | May 28, 2008 at 07:50 AM
Usually having a bunch of tits at your local pub is a good thing.
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 28, 2008 at 07:54 AM
Maybe they'll have to make a rule, forcing them to smoke inside the pub.
Posted by: CJrun | May 28, 2008 at 07:58 AM
Blue tits fly around when you go swimming in the Atlantic off of Maryland this time of year.
Or so I hear.
Posted by: wiredog | May 28, 2008 at 08:01 AM
So, since I don't smoke . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 28, 2008 at 08:44 AM
Your tits would be blue too if you had to breathe all that smoke.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | May 28, 2008 at 09:17 AM
I used to hear this all the time back when I smoked.
Posted by: Lairbo | May 28, 2008 at 09:18 AM
Headline made me *snork* Mountain Dew...Brits and their tits are always funny!
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 28, 2008 at 09:29 AM
I always thought butts and tits were good together.
Posted by: Reddsuss | May 28, 2008 at 09:34 AM
Butts and tits are together only if 1) your wife/girlfriend is very flexible, or 2) your and girlfriend are very open minded. Any mention of '3' and tits in the same sentence would prompt a call to Ripley's Believe it or Not.
Posted by: random thunking | May 28, 2008 at 09:41 AM
Throws my wife up there, please.
Posted by: random thunking | May 28, 2008 at 09:42 AM
Tit flies into a
brabar....Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 28, 2008 at 09:48 AM
I wonder if blue tits are anything akin to blue balls?
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 28, 2008 at 09:53 AM
I see Smurfette's been flashing again
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2008 at 09:56 AM
*snork* @ Siouxie's picture. When it gets chilly, mamboobs get perky too, right?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 10:01 AM
sheesh, no wonder Meanie didn't answer - 'maNboobs.'
Mas cafe, mas fuerte, por favor.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 10:07 AM
*pours a triple shot of cafe Cubano for Annie*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Muchas garcias.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 10:19 AM
JAZZZZ!!! LTNS, brudda. :) How's life?!
Posted by: Diva | May 28, 2008 at 10:26 AM
Cannot beLIEVE none of you picked up on the accompanying article: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=51672&in_page_id=2
Although I PERsonally find it horribly suggestive, the quest for scientifical veracitaciousness demands comprehensiblized linkage.
Posted by: padraig | May 28, 2008 at 10:34 AM
Since no one admits to knowing the answer, looks like someone needs to apply for a government grant to do a perky manboob study.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 10:35 AM
pad's linky
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2008 at 10:37 AM
OK, for more direct access to the reprehensible and irresponsibly suggestive accompanying headline and article...
Posted by: padraig | May 28, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Annie, I've got the perfect volunteer.
WARNING: You WILL see manboobs!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Nice catch, pad. I missed it entirely! :D
Posted by: Diva | May 28, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Thanks Siouxz, but I'll tend to my OWN linky, as well as my winky, binky, slinky, and especially my kinky stinky hinky-dinky pinky.
Posted by: padraig | May 28, 2008 at 10:42 AM
On second thought, Siouxie, for safety's sake, let's pair that study with the strongest beer goggles available.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Fine, pad...handle your own
winkylinky!Beer goggles for Annie ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2008 at 10:57 AM
Dad?
Thanks, Siouxie. We're gonna need them, especially with pad handling his own linky.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 11:00 AM
I have a question: if somebody exchanges "tit-for-tat" , what exactly is the "tat"? Maybe it should be "That"?
Posted by: Jerzy | May 28, 2008 at 11:10 AM
Jerzy - it is 'tat.' In Cockney.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Jerzy, not sure about tit for tat but, I believe this may be
tat for tit.
um...WARNING
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2008 at 11:18 AM
One time. I got my tit caught in a ringer.....
Posted by: Ruptured Duck | May 28, 2008 at 11:34 AM
A moose once bit Siouxie's titmouse.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 12:56 PM
If you cook a mouse a tittie .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 28, 2008 at 01:00 PM
A moose once bit Siouxie's titmouse.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:56 PM on May 28, 2008
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And boy did that hurt!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2008 at 01:08 PM
He'll probably want some silly kid's book to go with it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 01:08 PM
"I tought I taw a puddy tat..."
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 28, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Siouxie? OUCH.
Posted by: baligurl | May 28, 2008 at 03:08 PM
Arrrrhh and move yer tits over; me butts is a-comin' in
Posted by: WhiteSchnauzer | May 28, 2008 at 03:10 PM