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You would have had to post this AFTER Mother's day. I hope I remember for next yera.
Posted by: KOW | May 23, 2008 at 01:40 PM
I want the hat! (Scroll down for fun Cadaver-dog merchandise!)
Posted by: djtonyb | May 23, 2008 at 01:42 PM
"cadaver scent and decomposition" has been historically underexplored by standard curricula.
Posted by: College Dean | May 23, 2008 at 01:47 PM
You think? We had to take freshman decomposition.
Posted by: Danny | May 23, 2008 at 01:48 PM
...training the cadaver dog, how to do a search on land and on water, and testifying in court.
"Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
"Arf!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 23, 2008 at 01:49 PM
well this isn't what i expected at all. let me know when someone finds the handbook relating what to do with the dog when it becomes a cadaver. a cookbook perhaps....
Posted by: crossgirl | May 23, 2008 at 01:50 PM
Cadaver Dog Store. Cadaver Dog Store?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 23, 2008 at 01:53 PM
well this isn't what i expected at all. let me know when someone finds the handbook relating what to do with the dog when it becomes a cadaver. a cookbook perhaps....
Posted by: crossgirl | 01:50 PM on May 23, 2008
Hot dogs! Get your Conie Island Hot dogs right here!
Posted by: ArcticAl | May 23, 2008 at 01:55 PM
I think I'll pass on that particular strumpeting tour.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 23, 2008 at 01:55 PM
Ms. Martin has slipped up. The contribution regarding bedding 'puking woman' was far superior in content.
Posted by: lilrascal | May 23, 2008 at 02:13 PM
I know the police need their help and I'm sure they earn their kibble, but I wince every time someone on "Cops" says they're gonna bring in the "canine dogs" ... !
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 23, 2008 at 02:32 PM
Heard on Cops last evening. "Other than lack of intelligence, he did nothing wrong."
Posted by: lilrascal | May 23, 2008 at 02:36 PM
There's no need to fear, Cadaver Dog is here.
When criminals in this world appear,
And break the laws that they should fear,
And frighten all who see or hear,
The cry goes up both far and near for
Cadaver Dog,
Cadaver Dog,
Cadaver Dog,
Cadaver Dog.
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Dig you out from six feet under
Cadaver Dog, Cadaver Dog.
When in this world the headlines read
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed
And leave the corpses in the weeds
To right this wrong with blinding speed goes
Cadaver Dog,
Cadaver Dog,
Cadaver Dog,
Cadaver Dog.
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Dig you out from six feet under
Cadaver Dog, Cadaver Dog!
Posted by: Cat R | May 23, 2008 at 02:37 PM
They aren't yelling for "canine dogs", they're yelling for "K-9 dogs".
Posted by: wingpup | May 23, 2008 at 02:44 PM
Absolutely nothing to do with cadaver dogs, but a very suble hint to Claire regarding the type of content needed here on the blog.
Posted by: lilrascal | May 23, 2008 at 02:47 PM
*SNORK!*@ Sweet Polly PureCat
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 23, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Claire has an assistant? Really, I look forward to her (their) contributions.
Posted by: lilrascal | May 23, 2008 at 03:00 PM
...aahhh, now that expalins the dogs around the whenever my wife cooks meatloaf.
Posted by: Texas | May 23, 2008 at 03:13 PM
Who gets to be the training volunteer cadaver??
I nominate G W Bush, he'll be needing a job soon.
Posted by: Punkin | May 23, 2008 at 03:14 PM
Punkin... I think they will like Obama better. Everyone knows that dogs like fresh dark meat better.
...wait, did I say that out loud?
Posted by: Texas | May 23, 2008 at 03:16 PM
i suppose it's better than a cadaver dog handbag.
Posted by: crossgirl | May 23, 2008 at 03:40 PM
I trained my dogs to the 'search' command. They know it means food has been spilled and won't stop until it's recovered. So if anyone dies, we can find them, as long as they're wearing a cookie.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 23, 2008 at 03:42 PM
Punkin', Texas, go to your cubicles!
Posted by: CJrun | May 23, 2008 at 03:45 PM
The book is conveniently located at many colleges and universities across the country, should you want to try to teach your dog a new trick in the time frame permitted in borrowing a book on interlibrary loan.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 23, 2008 at 03:49 PM
CJ...I AM in my cubicle...the walls...they're closing in.
Posted by: Texas | May 23, 2008 at 03:51 PM
You gotta click on the Articles section. Classic!
Posted by: kristie | May 23, 2008 at 03:56 PM
big *snork* @ Cat for "Cadaver Dog."
Posted by: Guin | May 23, 2008 at 06:19 PM
big *snork* @ Cat for "Cadaver Dog."
Posted by: Guin | May 23, 2008 at 06:19 PM
I won't promise that you'll learn how to teach your dog new tricks, but you may learn a thing or two to teach your wife or girlfriend if you read Guy Talk, Girl Talk by Sal Marino. You can read a sample chapter at www.salmarinoauthor.com, then decide if you can teach your "pet" some new tricks. I bet you'll have some fun...
Posted by: Sal Marino | May 27, 2008 at 04:45 PM