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*must mark differently than FlaskClub*
Posted by: CJrun | May 30, 2008 at 07:43 PM
It should've been called the "Number One Iron".
Posted by: Lairbo | May 30, 2008 at 07:50 PM
methinks a pack of wet ones in the bag might not be a bad addition...
No matter how ya tap, no matter how you dance, the last drop always lands in your pants.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | May 30, 2008 at 07:51 PM
Not to mention the potential for urine. BillyJoeJimbob has far too much time on his hands.
Posted by: lilrascal | May 30, 2008 at 07:57 PM
Fore? But what is its Number Two?
And I'm thinking this was specifically deisgned for golfers of the male variety.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | May 30, 2008 at 07:58 PM
Shouldn't they have made it from a wood?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 30, 2008 at 07:58 PM
OK, if no one else is gonna say it .....
Skin!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 30, 2008 at 08:00 PM
Isn't this why we save the beer bottles?
[BTW, what's with the always a 15 oz need and a collection of 12 oz bottles?]
Posted by: CJrun | May 30, 2008 at 08:01 PM
TMI, CJ, TMI!!
Posted by: Eleanor | May 30, 2008 at 08:07 PM
"Billy Mays here."
"Watch this..."
Posted by: lilrascal | May 30, 2008 at 08:09 PM
I swear it was raining a minute ago. First.
Posted by: lilrascal | May 30, 2008 at 08:10 PM
Only a guy would come up with that.
Posted by: Spacemom | May 30, 2008 at 08:14 PM
*reminds self never to shake hands on a golf course*
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 30, 2008 at 08:15 PM
Can I use this to mark my trail while I play?
This hole is MINE!
Posted by: emkeane | May 30, 2008 at 08:39 PM
Guys, don't forget to use the ballwasher when you're done.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 30, 2008 at 08:41 PM
Golfer A: I swear, this new putter of yours is PISS.
Golfer B: well, actually.............
Posted by: slyeyes | May 30, 2008 at 08:42 PM
Isn't this why we save the beer bottles?
Posted by: CJrun | 08:01 PM on May 30, 2008
cj, don't you even think about going near my bottle collection, that's NOT what i save them fore.
Posted by: crossgirl | May 30, 2008 at 09:02 PM
Bring that thing home and it will be UroTrash!
Ick.
Posted by: Punkin | May 30, 2008 at 09:03 PM
*snork* @ meanie's "ballwasher."
Why didn't I think of that one?
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | May 30, 2008 at 09:08 PM
I wish I could remember who said this, I think it was a Harvey Korman I read earlier today:
Wife: How far do you think I am, away from the hole?
Husband: About 20 minutes, Dear.
Posted by: CJrun | May 30, 2008 at 09:10 PM
*Back from the art show*
I don't know much about golf. I did get Hiaasen's new book about it for my bro in law (who's the golfer in the family). We do have some of his left over clubs that my daughter saved (don't ask) and they did serve a purpose last night. We got home and there was a HUGE palmetto roach waiting for us at my door. I grabbed one of the golf clubs and WHACKED that roach dead. Then putted it over to the grass. FORE!! who need Raid™??
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2008 at 10:39 PM
I think Hiaasen would be proud. He used his club to whack some frogs over to his neighbor's house.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2008 at 10:40 PM
No he d'int. That sounds like a cg move, to me. That gal just ain't right, where frogs are concerned. If Carl whacked a frog, then I may have to roll up my sleeves on this frog thing.
Don't make me come in there, kids. And quit whackin' roaches with golf clubs! The dang nasty 'German roaches' we get, no mercy. Please tee them up. Palmetto Bugs are completely different and stop whacking them! I'm warning you, I'll come in that room, if I have to. And I'll be wearing the Liberace Hot Pants from MKJ's earlier post, so consider the consequences.
Posted by: CJrun | May 30, 2008 at 10:54 PM
OH MY LORD! No hot pants, please CJ!
oh and yes he DI'ID! he talked about it at the book signing and it's in the book!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2008 at 11:24 PM
And I'm off to bed. Nite nite, blog. Sweet dreams.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2008 at 11:25 PM
Why you pick your battles with wild animals. Only somebody that has never had their @ss kicked by a wild animal would try this. Once.
I was lucky, I was in my 20s when I got my @ss kicked by a stag the size of a horse. OMG, just stop kicking my @ss, if you're of a mind to. Sir.
I genuinely feel that some guy with a golf club, swinging at a frog, takes karma pieces out of my butt.
Posted by: CJrun | May 30, 2008 at 11:32 PM
Hi Kids! I'm back from the outer limits of the
back nineuniverse, commonly known as my computer died. RIPPosted by: Meditrina | May 30, 2008 at 11:33 PM
Med, right there with ya. I ordered a new laptop forever ago, and finally got an e-mail it should be here Monday. This one's missing many keys and apparently suffers from menopause: shuts down when it overheats. Welcome back, Baby! What can I get you from the bar?
Posted by: baligurl | May 30, 2008 at 11:41 PM
I see the Central time zone is here, taking care of things. I must be off to bed, because, well I suppose tomorrow I have to work in the yard and go play in the Bay. I'm still irritated by the frog thing, so allow me to leave with this; no more frog-whacking. If you have a frog problem, please tell me and I'll take care of it, no charge.
There is nobody on Earth that dislikes frogs more than cg, and I suppose I have to wind up eliminating all frogs from her home, but she lives in a (beautiful) freakin' swamp! Hellooooo!?
Nite all....
Posted by: CJrun | May 31, 2008 at 12:04 AM
too much Slice will make you slice...
Posted by: insomniac | May 31, 2008 at 12:13 AM
Where'd everybody go?
Posted by: baligurl | May 31, 2008 at 12:42 AM
cleaning the garage. made me think of This
Posted by: Modgi | May 31, 2008 at 03:24 AM
Mornin' y'all!
LTTG:
Welcome back, Med!
CJ- hilarious deer story! And I knew you would find some reason to wear the Liberace hot pants.
Meanie LOL at "ballwasher"! Urine great form!
So I'm off to Macon to fight Darwin down there today. Later!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 31, 2008 at 03:26 AM
Wow! A 3am near-simul!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 31, 2008 at 03:28 AM
that used to be a nickname of mine....
Posted by: Jazzzz | May 31, 2008 at 07:16 AM
makes you think twice about loaning out all your clubs... ewww.
Posted by: queensbee | May 31, 2008 at 07:56 AM
Don't you just know, about six months from now, we're going to see a blog post about a guy in England getting arrested for, er .... teeing off into one of these?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 31, 2008 at 08:12 AM
And *SNORK!* @ Jazzz
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 31, 2008 at 08:16 AM
I see uses for this club for many other arenas. I may not even have to get out of bed at night anymore.
Posted by: Erb's point | May 31, 2008 at 08:32 AM
Erb.....BRILLIANT!!
Posted by: Jazzzz | May 31, 2008 at 08:52 AM
Mornin'
Just for the record, CJ??- No Bufo toads were harmed in any way, according to Hiaasen. He was merely protecting his dog (which I'm sure you know could have died from the frog's poison). He whacked them over to his neighbor's yard and clearly saw them jump around. I didn't want you to hate Carl for harming such an ugly thing ;-P
Now the palmetto roach thing is true and I'd kill again.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 31, 2008 at 09:12 AM
Pissin' down a tube? Much easier than pissin' up a rope.
Posted by: SW | May 31, 2008 at 09:37 AM
Except when you get stuck, SW.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 31, 2008 at 09:52 AM
HAH! Gimme yer best shot, machete girl!
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 31, 2008 at 09:54 AM
"Except when you get stuck, SW."
Then I just putt with it.
Posted by: SW | May 31, 2008 at 09:59 AM
Because the Stadium Buddy just gets too cumbersome on the course.
Posted by: ellwort | May 31, 2008 at 10:18 AM
Yes, SW, we DO mind if you play through.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 31, 2008 at 10:19 AM
Slinks in®
From this to this .
I need another Cosmo.
But, alas, it is still morning. Coffee then.
*The movie was great, Charlotte did not disappoint, there was one miserable-looking husband in the theater (but he got a lot of female sympathy), we laughed, we cried, we drank. All I can say is, I want a bigger closet. Eagerly awaiting Annie's blog post.*
Posted by: Cat R | May 31, 2008 at 12:25 PM