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That wasn't a bear, butt I can understand the confusion.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 04:12 PM
So purple = shark? Or another form of dangerous marine life?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 04:15 PM
*do not click on Annie's links*
Posted by: klezmerphan | May 28, 2008 at 04:16 PM
That would be the colour of an involuntary bowel movement, I'm sure.
Posted by: Mr Death | May 28, 2008 at 04:16 PM
If the bear gets in the pool, I think it qualifies as marine life. The purple flag ought to cover the situation.
Posted by: pogo | May 28, 2008 at 04:17 PM
pogo - only if it's a very big flag.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 04:25 PM
After the Department of Homeland Security came with its color system for identifying the terror threat level, a cartoon had a character on the phone who was eyeing armed aliens emerging from dozens of flying saucers.
"I think you need to raise the warning to fuschia" was the line.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 28, 2008 at 04:25 PM
Annie - Nah, it's a little bear, unlike someone's "dangerous marine life".
Posted by: pogo | May 28, 2008 at 04:33 PM
Damn homonyms.
Posted by: CJrun | May 28, 2008 at 05:02 PM
In Florida, isn't safest to assume that all bodies of water contain dangerous marine life? (Even the puddles created from the lawn sprinklers have marine life that could kill you)
Posted by: Erb's point | May 28, 2008 at 05:14 PM
*faints*
Posted by: Aunt Shelley | May 28, 2008 at 05:18 PM
Wake up, Aunt Shelley! I really thought judi meant something different! Don't laugh, I was in the pool!
Posted by: CJrun | May 28, 2008 at 05:34 PM
Which would explain the shrinkage, CJ.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2008 at 05:47 PM
Annie.....do I want to know how you found that photo ?? .....ouch! It reminds me of my single days at 2 a.m. in the bar with the "eye of the chicken".
Posted by: Jazzzz | May 28, 2008 at 06:18 PM
Which one, Jazzzz? It's been a busy day. Hopefully you're not seeing rhinos in thongs in a bar, oh my.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 06:29 PM
yes,yes ...the Rhino....you know the old song Went home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2
Posted by: Jazzzz | May 28, 2008 at 06:40 PM
I found your 'eye of the chicken' portrait, too.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2008 at 06:44 PM
"Tom Schroder of Universal Studios said..."
Isn't he an editor at the Washington Post? He helped design the Washington Hunt?
Posted by: Josh | May 28, 2008 at 07:01 PM
I think he may have been at the wrong hotel.
Posted by: daisyj | May 28, 2008 at 11:00 PM
At what point does one say, "Closed to the public--yeah, I'll risk that, but if they catch me swimming with the dangerous marine life, I'm REALLY in trouble!..."
See Camp LeJeune for really dangerous Marine life...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 29, 2008 at 06:02 PM