CSI: KALAMAZOO
Officer responding to break-in nabs dead turkey
(Thanks to Siouxie and sjhaller and DavCat)
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May 27, 2008
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Poor turkey, we hardly knew ye.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 27, 2008 at 09:32 AM
"As God is my witness..."
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2008 at 09:56 AM
"...I thought officers could fly."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 27, 2008 at 10:19 AM
"Adam-12, we have reports of a possible 10-14 - poultry in motion..."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 27, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Police said the turkey apparently died after flying through the window.
... ya think!? Actually, MeThinks it went this way...
A flock of turkeys was flying by and one had a heart attack and fell out of formation. Either that, or he was used as an expamle for the rest of the flock!
... Turkey Mafiosos ...
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 27, 2008 at 10:43 AM
But she tased the turkey five or six times anyway, just to be safe.
Posted by: LGE | May 27, 2008 at 10:57 AM
I've heard of 'road kill', 'window kill'?
She get to take it home for dinner?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 27, 2008 at 11:09 AM
She should have. It was already carved.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Note to self: next time I break into a house in Kalamazoo, carry a dead turkey with me and leave it in a prominent place, so it looks like the turkey broke in and the cops won't pursue the case...
Posted by: Chris | May 27, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Shouldn't this read that the officer, "killed off some Wild Turkey"?
Posted by: gcbcman | May 27, 2008 at 03:49 PM
If it had survived arrest was forthcoming and it would be forced to wear a Butterball-and-chain.
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 27, 2008 at 10:57 PM