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May 28, 2008

CSI: CARUTHERSVILLE, MO

Man in Only Latex Gloves & Underwear Found in Middle of Road

Stan Morris has the story.

Stan

(Thanks to Deborah Johnson)

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At least he isn't latex-sensitive. That would really be a bummer.

We need to hook this guy up with the lady from Utah. Their profiles would be a major hit on Match.com.

No word on why he was wearing the gloves.
Well you wouldn't want to be caught wearing just your underwear . . .

"In other news, nearby hospital reports missing proctologist. Back to you, Stan."

they knew he was 49 years old by just looking at him? wow. pretty good.

"Trust me, I'm a doctor".

queensbee, they cut a finger off and counted the rings.

So, they arrested him for standing the middle of the street? Or wearing latex without a permit?

I wonder who placed the underwear standing in the road, and why.

ROFL!!! If this was on last night's broadcast, I totally missed it. I hope they have it on again tonight. :D

Jonesboro? I hope it's not a relative...

Now, see? I keep saying the language needs verbal parentheses. We can't tell if the underwear was latex or not.

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