CSI: BAINBRIDGE ISLAND
Verbal Warning Doled for Doughnut-Throwing
Key Quote: "I observed what I thought was a golf ball bounce along the highway," a Bainbridge police officer said. "I then saw another and another and determined they were not golf balls, but bouncing powdered sugar mini donuts."
(Thanks to Danny)
First! And what a waste of perfectly good donuts!!!
Posted by: eilbeback | May 13, 2008 at 09:59 AM
Amateurs. They should have given the cop some donuts.
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Posted by: Lou Bricant | May 13, 2008 at 10:04 AM
He then confiscated the evidence.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 13, 2008 at 10:05 AM
"bouncing powdered sugar mini donuts"
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Posted by: Cat R | May 13, 2008 at 10:11 AM
No way! Last time I tried to give a cop some M&Ms I got arrested.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 13, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Cat, I'D buy it!
Posted by: eilbeback | May 13, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Gasp! Meanie told them to do that yesterday. It's all Meanie's fault. Although El may be able to get him off on a technicality - he did not specify 'powdered' donuts.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 13, 2008 at 10:28 AM
"I ... determined they were not golf balls, but bouncing powdered sugar mini donuts."
At 65 mph going down the freeway? Heck of an identification job by that officer.
"Hey, those are powdered sugar mini donuts... from the doughnut shop on West and 34th... baked at (sniff) let's see, roughly 4:47 this morning... he's using that Venezuelan sugar again..."
Posted by: padraig | May 13, 2008 at 10:59 AM
Maybe he was tryin' to throw him off his scent, like in that Blake Shelton song about the dog.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 13, 2008 at 11:32 AM
They were on their way to Boys State?!? That's for the cream of the crop students. Not for donut-tossin' ruffians.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 13, 2008 at 11:53 AM
they got it all wrong, it's cookies you're supposed to toss.
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