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May 20, 2008

BECAUSE WE WOULD NEVER WANT TO CAUSE ANYONE TO RIDICULE THE NEW YORK YANKERS

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My son's youth league team is the Yankees.

Thankfully, no one has Giambi's number.

I, like everyone on the blog, sent in the thong story.

The Golden Thong would be a good name the national batting title.

TMI! TMI!

cringes and hides under desk

Is it gone yet?

I'd *SNORK* but Annie and El would hurt me. With a golden thong even.

snicker

As a Yankee fan, I wouldn't care if they wore tutus if it got them out of the basement.

I wonder what other teams do?

Wait.. I probably don't want to know.

"Ask Jason," said Posada. "Jason is a little strange."

So much meaning and truth packed into so few words.

Maybe they're breathing through the wrong eyelid.

Thank anything holy there were no pictures of Giambi modeling said thong.

The boy boobs were bad enough.

"If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you ARE! And you should know that!"
- Crash Davis, in Bull Durham

Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable.

Chesterton was an idiot.

"The Man With the Golden Thong" - AGNFA James Bond movie.

Play ball!

I demand a photo of A-ROD in one.

I notice Annie is uncharacteristically quiet.

Annie's out buying some thongs. Rick told me.

Annie may be busily knitting thongs.

"Jason and the Golden Thong" WBA Horrible NF Anything....

"It's the Same Gold Thong" WBAGNFA song by the Four Tops.

Give Mickey Mantle a drink and have the opposing pitcher look at him wrong, like his thong was showing, and The Mick would hit a grand slam without a sign of underwear and never speak a word about it.

H G Wells is a fool. (Psalm 14:1)

God lives is Psalm Desert (hears radio broadcast Obama was elected president and jumps out window. Luckily resides on first floor).

Siouxie, that photo was just wrong. So wrong.

Excellent "Bull Durham" reference, BillyJoeJimBob. And never forget, the rose goes in the front.

(BTW, I don't think I ever got the chance to tell you so, but yours was by far the funniest comment about
the picture Ridley took of The Kazoo, The Bandage, Dave and me. I still get a laugh out of it to this day.)

On behalf of my fiance I would like to say LETS GO RED SOX!!!

God is dead.

CONGRATS, Ex Addict!!! Wooo hooo! blog wedding in Dec.

John Lester was wearing good ole American tightie whities when he pitched the no-hitter last night, thankyouverymuch.

Yeah, congratulations. Good luck.

So are you, Neitzsche.

Oh, and congrats on marrying a Sox Fan, ExAddict.... though you shouldn't make plans to do much from April to October. Like eat together or anything.

Just an old magic gold thong.....


sumthin' sumthin' sumthin'

Three Dog Night

This songs needs to be written.....

If I remember the etiquette, we offer the potential groom congratulations, but we offer the bride our "best wishes".

So good luck, Ad!

Well folks, I'm off to see Baba Wawa at her book signing! See ya there, ec!

Give Baba a large rock to hold in her fist with instruction on sucker punching The View panel.

Who told Dave about this???

Braniff - I said the exact same thing. Randumb - we're thru.

Steroids are legal, and these aren't???

Steroids are illegal, and these aren't???

*zips in*™

Best post of the day:
So are you, Neitzsche.

Posted by: God | 05:41 PM on May 20, 2008

Nietzsche is still dead.

And so are you, Frank.

Don't make me come down there.

Butt out. I've got an ironclad contract on this stuff.

Thanks, El!

God told me to tell you ;-P

Ironclad this, Reaper.

Don't your E-B@y auction items need tending or something?

MKJ's all over it. I have him on retainer.

*sweeps up ungodly mess, tosses out Freud's cigar clippings, makes pot of coffee, sets out blintzes, bagels & smoked salmon*

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