AMBIGUOUS MONIKER AND A GNFARB
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May 30, 2008
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For that matter, Ambiguous Moniker would be a GNFARB.
Posted by: Bill Crider | May 30, 2008 at 12:03 PM
I've heard of panty raids (Annie told me), but this is a bit, um, different.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 30, 2008 at 12:05 PM
Hey, I'd recognize those panties anywhere. Siouxie!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Morons! You can see their faces. I told them to wear these!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Friday panty raid for Siouxie. Warning to everyone else.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2008 at 12:13 PM
*beep*
Love it! LOL
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Police are searching every nook and cranny.
Posted by: SW | May 30, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Makes you wanna take a bite out of crime, doesn't it?
Posted by: SW | May 30, 2008 at 12:26 PM
*snork* at "bottom line"
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | May 30, 2008 at 12:29 PM
Stevie, I'm sure sooner or later they'll crack this case.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2008 at 12:29 PM
The perps act as if they're high on crack. Usually it's the thong that's high on crack.
Posted by: Danny | May 30, 2008 at 12:36 PM
and they wont know what went wrong with their disguise.................buttheads.
Posted by: queensbee | May 30, 2008 at 12:53 PM
I saw Thong Bandits warming up for Velcro Pygmies last week. Helluva show!
Posted by: Alien8 | May 30, 2008 at 12:58 PM
When I saw this I thought, as I suspect other did, that people were stealing thongs. Then I pictured someone with scissors grabbing on to 'whale tails', snipping, and running. Definitely a crime that warranted arrest and confinement.
(And I won't even attempt to provide a link to 'whale tails' because some poor schlep at work will click on it just as his boss walks in. If you have any questions, google it.)
Posted by: beaniehampton | May 30, 2008 at 01:20 PM
beanie, let me do the honors...
Whale tail
You're welcome.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2008 at 01:35 PM
Gawk - Siouxie, eeew!
*snork* @ Danny for 'high on crack.'
Just wanna give those guys a cranial wedgie.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2008 at 01:48 PM
uhmmm, thanks Siouxie (I think) ...
Let's just say that I was smart enough to look at the link location before I clicked on it. Kinda scared to at this point.
Posted by: beaniehampton | May 30, 2008 at 01:52 PM
Thanks, Annie. No sweat.
Posted by: Danny | May 30, 2008 at 01:55 PM
Aww beanie...it won't hurt...much ;-P
I promise it's not Barry Manilow.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2008 at 02:13 PM
The amazing thing is that, as criminals go, they're still smarter than the robber who used a grocery bag over his head as a disguise without cutting eyeholes in the bag. Had to keep lifting the edge of the bag, showing his face.
Wasn't there another where a robber tried to use a plastic grocery bag as a mask and nearly suffocated?
Posted by: padraig | May 30, 2008 at 03:30 PM
...or the one who used control-top pantyhose and nearly suffocated? Let's be careful out there!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2008 at 06:15 PM