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April 18, 2008


A Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

Don't miss the rapping opera.

(Via Gizmodo)


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But does it have a drum solo ?

it's a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all

its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small small world

But they left out "-----".

*Let the earwigs begin*

*after wreaking havoc, Slinks out®*

...impossible to dance to.

Not to mention Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love in My Tummy, My Boy Lollipop, and Dominique.

Oh please. This debate was answered years ago.

I made it through nearly 3 minutes; is that enough, please?

Oh, my. A rapping opera?! What a TRAVESTY!

What an accomplished monstrosity. I wrote a song with three of those elements! My voice, some opera, and pipe organs! I so need to put that up on my myspace page.

Good God. I need ear bleach.


You sure that's worse than Watching Scotty Grow?

Oh dam you fivver for even bringing that annoying song to mind!

Oh dam you Danny! Dam you more!

As the parent of several children who have reached (and more who have yet to reach) late pre-teen-hood, I can testify that the most annoying song in the world is...

This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friend. Just when you think you've reached the last verse, it starts all over and then it's even worse. This is the song that never ends....

repeat until parents threaten severe bodily harm.

Way to go, Fivver!
I hate you.
Don't leave me.

Not even close.
I'm speaking as the mother of the Gall Bladder, starring soon in the musical "Name That Internal Organ." ISIANMTU. I sent him to his dad's house to practice. ;)
I have beer. And pie.
And if you didn't catch my post the other night about this hideously hilarious song, don't miss Ken Lee...if Leeing is without you...
(thanks to Ken Levine)

No no no, Annie! It's...

Ken Leeeeeeeee Tulibu dibu douchoo....

Gesundheit, Siouxie. Hey, it's Frrrrrriday!


Oh my god, that's hysterically awful!

I could only listen to like 4 mins. My ears were bleeding and my cat started hissing.

I made it through over six minutes of it and couldn't ake any more.

I loved the Ken Lee song.

Annie, at least he was good enough to not be The Colon.

I listened the whole. Way. Through. Laughing all the way to WalMart.

Wait till you hear the arrangement for Ice Cream Truck.

Although after a while, you forget the actual tune on the truck.

take, even

*editorially challenged today*

*made it through all 21:58*

*needs medical attention*

Oh, my. A rapping opera?! What a TRAVESTY!

Posted by: Diva | 04:37 PM on April 18, 2008

Bummer. I was hoping you'd give us a little ditty.

No, gjd. Your ears have been through torture.

They need intensive therapy.

Hi, Diva!!!!

Wait till you hear the arrangement for Ice Cream Truck. Did someone say Ice Cream Truck ?!


Alien - he really wanted the part of 'Raging Hormone.' All that part does is run screaming across the stage a few times.

I've got your earwig right here. Try going to sleep without that in your head tonight. ;)

Watched it for 21 seconds, Doc. Thx for nothing. ;)

fivver, you're absolutely right. Now I have to find a Barry Manilow tune to substitute for Honey!

That's a disservice to opera rap. Doesn't anyone remember Malcolm McLaren's Fans? Now THAT'S opera rap!

"At the Copa, Copa Cabana,
The hottest spot north of Havana . . ."

Most annoying song ever? I thought that this retired the trophy.

Aren't you good people forgetting all of William Shatner's contributions?

This makes me wish I really didn't have surround sound hooked up to my computer.
Elvis, this just goes to show that NO ONE even listens to the Shat, hence why no one bothered to say they disliked it, because no one's actually heard it. If they did, I think they're ear canals would shrink up until their heads imploded.
Add it to this monstrosity, and that's just over doing it. The question no longer is WILL I throw up, but how many times in the first 5 minutes?

I got through six minutes, and I think I'm going to toss my cookies.

I'm afraid to listen to it. For annoying songs, I think it would be hard to beat most of Rod Stewart's songs and "Baby, Baby" by Amy Grant (I like her older music, but that was so annoying). Then there's most of Bon Jovi's songs (does he realize that there is no law stating that you have to sing every lyric at least 20 times over in the same song?) Also, of course, "Achy Breaky Heart", although I will admit that Billy Ray Cyrus is cute.

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