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April 19, 2008

THESE KIDS TODAY, WITH THEIR FANCY MICROWAVES. WHY, WHEN THIS BLOG WAS A BOY, WE HAD TO LIGHT A PAPER BAG AND MANUALLY PLACE IT ON THE DOORSTEP!

Teens Who Warmed Up Feces In 7-11 Microwave Captured

(Thanks to Biker Dood)

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fondly recalls "flaming bags of poo."

Odd. I was just in a discussion about avoiding communal microwaves. Many horror stories were shareed which adequately dissuaded me. But this truly takes the cake.

A few minutes later, the microwave blew up and sent the excrement and a putrid stench around the store.

Cool!

Wyo, I believe "The Flaming Bags of Poo" opened for "The Exploding Turds" way back in '72. Alien said it was a helluva show.

That's hot!

Better hurry...we've got to finish before they can try us as adults.

Siouxie, we got completely shitfaced!

Even though I was only two, I knew how to get shitfaced back then cause I was born a rebel!

R.I.P. Mr. Hanky...

Let's see..... popcorn? ... no .... leftovers? ..... no ..... snack? ..... uh-uh ..... here we go: reheat - wait, how much did you say this weighed? ....

*Slinks in®*

Sometimes we log in at just the right time, just to spread joy.

*Slinks out®*

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