SO MAYBE IT'S TIME TO STOP LOOKING
(Thanks to Lairbo and Brainy Jello)
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Whoa - I only sent this in like 30 seconds ago. That a first.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | April 29, 2008 at 03:45 PM
sorry, this year's democratic presidential nominees have already been chosen.
Posted by: packsaddle | April 29, 2008 at 03:45 PM
Legless lizard? Isnt that the very essence of being a snake?
Posted by: baligurl | April 29, 2008 at 03:48 PM
Isn't a "legless lizard" the same thing as a snake? would "legless lizard" BAGNFARB? enquiring minds want to know!!
Posted by: becky | April 29, 2008 at 03:48 PM
That's a snake. sheesh.
Posted by: Killer Bees Teamsters | April 29, 2008 at 03:48 PM
bali - gmta
Posted by: becky | April 29, 2008 at 03:48 PM
see, Becky?
Posted by: baligurl | April 29, 2008 at 03:49 PM
What she said.
Posted by: Ball Pythons United | April 29, 2008 at 03:50 PM
A legless lizard, a toad and a dwarf woodpecker walk into a bar and order drinks. Bartender says, "You want flies with that?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2008 at 03:51 PM
oopsie
Posted by: Siouxie | April 29, 2008 at 03:51 PM
*smacks packsaddle with sock full o' legless lizards*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2008 at 03:56 PM
I've been legless many times on a Friday or Saturday night but I would kill anybody who called me a lizard.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 29, 2008 at 03:59 PM
Just as long as you're not out there flauntin' your legless lizard. IYKWIM.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2008 at 04:01 PM
i've never been smacked with a sock full o' legless lizards before.
kinda kinky.
Posted by: packsaddle | April 29, 2008 at 04:01 PM
Mot?? was alkyhol involved??
Posted by: Siouxie | April 29, 2008 at 04:01 PM
Maybe they mean Lounge Lizard, Mot. That's not so bad.
Posted by: baligurl | April 29, 2008 at 04:02 PM
What's all this I hear about a dwarf-legged toadpecker?
Posted by: padraig | April 29, 2008 at 04:03 PM
It's only kinky the first time. That's what Siouxie tells me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2008 at 04:04 PM
The secong time, it's a lifestyle. Annie told me.
Posted by: baligurl | April 29, 2008 at 04:05 PM
g=d
Posted by: baligurl | April 29, 2008 at 04:05 PM
oh, bali - snap!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2008 at 04:06 PM
I was in the pool!!
Posted by: Dwarf W. Pecker | April 29, 2008 at 04:11 PM
Would "Toad and the Dwarf Woodpeckers" BAGNFARB?
or maybe Toad and the Legless Lizards?
Posted by: chuck | April 29, 2008 at 04:14 PM
SNORK@ Dwarf!
Posted by: baligurl | April 29, 2008 at 04:14 PM
Maybe more seniors in high school should go to Brazil:
After achieving perfect scores on his SATs, Sam Werner of Norwalk, Conn., was devastated by rejections from Stanford and Princeton. Mr. Werner was also on the crew and golf teams, performed in his high school musical and ranked third in his class.
“I kept wondering what more I could have done,” he says. “I realize I didn’t found a company or discover a new insect. I feel like it’s coming to a point where you have to do something like that to get into schools like Princeton or Stanford.”
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Posted by: Not my usual alias | April 29, 2008 at 04:30 PM
Is that a one-eyed legless lizard or are you playing with yourself?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 29, 2008 at 04:30 PM
Is that one-eyed legless lizard winkin' @ ... um ... nevermind ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | April 29, 2008 at 04:52 PM
this could be a potential solution to south florida's crime problem.
Posted by: packsaddle | April 29, 2008 at 04:58 PM
Dwarf wood? This sounds like a Nigerian cab ride to me.
Posted by: CJrun | April 29, 2008 at 05:02 PM
But did they discover a real man?
Posted by: ... | April 29, 2008 at 05:02 PM
So, poor Sam Werner will have to go to one of his safety schools, like, oh, Yale or (gasp!) Brown? Oh, the humanity! Suck it up, Sammy boy, nobody likes a crybaby, not even in the Ivy League.
Posted by: Lairbo | April 29, 2008 at 05:29 PM
it is time to stop looking. Doesn't "cerrado" mean "closed?" What were they doing there?
Posted by: Merri Lee | April 29, 2008 at 05:47 PM
Merri - conservation-minded scientists have to get in there, chop stuff down, stomp around, capture samples, and record whatever's still living for the sake of their own
posteriorsposterity.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2008 at 06:33 PM
Genuine Brazilian BBQ Lizard Legs on a Stick, right here, only $2.99!! Get 'em while they're hot!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 29, 2008 at 07:21 PM
Being in the hungle they forgot to wind their calendars but on their behalf... April Fools!
Posted by: JEC666 | April 29, 2008 at 11:57 PM