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Earth is losing dirt at an alarming rate
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Earth is losing dirt at an alarming rate
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We have a surprise winner.
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...that we are posting this important story, which might have a slideshow visual component, although this blog would not be aware of it because of our aforementioned laser-like focus on the issue of employment rights of biology teachers.
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Soon we will have no fundamental rights left.
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Man Shot In Groin Area On Love Lane
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The missing Pink Floyd inflatable pig has been found.
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Man claiming wombat rape denies he was drunk at the time
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Estonian police were shocked after stopping a car in a city centre and finding the driver was not only drunk but also blind.
Key Quote: "Despite the fact that I am blind, driving is something I enjoy, and I am in fact very good at it."
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Incredibly, alcohol may have been involved.
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Now he's showing up in ultrasounds.
Key Name: "Monet Sledge"
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Crowley man arrested after trying to cash $360 billion check
Key Totally Believable Explanation: While inside a patrol car, police say Fuller blurted out that he is starting his own record label and had been given the money by his girlfriend’s mother to help him start it.
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Imagine a three-year-old boy being booked under the Goondas Act in Uttar
Pradesh?
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There's trouble brewing in Ecuador.
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Update: Check out the photos here. Especially the eyeball.
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He has gone beyond honey.
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So they'll make more commercials.
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Seriously, what is WRONG with them?
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Seat-sniffing leader breaks down
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Now they want to take away a student's fundamental human right to have specially groomed eyebrows, which would be a good name for a rock band.
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Now they're going after Barbie.
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Huge beaver rampages through Russian store 'for vodka'
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Dave,
I just heard about this on the radio here in Pittsburgh, but haven't seen a story in print yet. It seems that the Pittsburgh Pirates accidentally gave away an obscene bobblehead at Saturday night's game against the Philadelphia Phillies. I was actually at that game, so I went and looked at my brand new Tom Gorzelanny (he's a left-handed Pirates starting pitcher) bobblehead, and sure enough, he's sticking out the middle finger on his right hand.....it's as plain as day. I'll attach a photo that I just took so you can judge for yourself.As a FYI, every fan at PNC Park on Saturday night got one of these free upon entering......from little kids to old grandmothers. Methinks their promotions department will be in some hot water in the coming days.Trent Whitney
If this is not a great nation, this blog does not know what is.
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Key Quote: According to police 57-year-old David Walls had been drinking when he tried to shoot down some bees flying above him using a .22 caliber revolver loaded with buckshot. Walls ended up shooting himself in the left hand causing soft tissue damage.
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We'll run over everyone in our way make the sacrifice.
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It's getting worse.
This blog surmises that these people have never heard of the Interstate Mullet Toss.
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We are now in the 483rd scintillating hour of the NFL Draft, and it just keeps getting better. The Dolphins, with their 92nd pick, have selected a little-known linebacker our of Eastern Southwest Texas State College and University who looks like he could be very effective against the run.