HEADLINE WRITER UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT
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April 29, 2008
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Her motive was sex education. First!
Posted by: ... | April 29, 2008 at 05:01 PM
Nope, no way to figure out the motive.
Posted by: CJrun | April 29, 2008 at 05:06 PM
Surely the motive was to teach.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 29, 2008 at 05:08 PM
Clearly she grades on the curve ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 29, 2008 at 05:12 PM
I hear she's a very hand-on teacher.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 29, 2008 at 05:16 PM
She could be trying to be on an episode of Cops.
She's looking at some pretty serious jail time.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 29, 2008 at 05:19 PM
oh, duh. motive - boom chickaboom boom. duh.
Posted by: queensbee | April 29, 2008 at 05:30 PM
C'mon ... At least give us a hint...
Posted by: Account Deleted | April 29, 2008 at 05:47 PM
They were going to be on an HGTV show?
Posted by: Merri Lee | April 29, 2008 at 05:48 PM
physical ed. really physical
Posted by: Jazzzz | April 29, 2008 at 05:54 PM
Jazzzzzzie! with a bit of anatomy, no??
Posted by: Siouxie | April 29, 2008 at 05:58 PM
Si !!
Posted by: Jazzzz | April 29, 2008 at 06:04 PM
Special education teacher?? This is right up there on the list of most repugnant things I've ever come across.
Posted by: shell | April 29, 2008 at 07:02 PM
That article was painful to read, on so many levels.
This person is a teacher? The article made it through the editing department?
And I can't find a job.
Posted by: Cat R | April 29, 2008 at 07:12 PM
Headline writer has grammar unclear as well besides of major awkward-idity.
Posted by: Guin | April 29, 2008 at 07:18 PM
ditto, Cat! The problem wasn't the headline, it was the whole article AND the subject.
Posted by: daisymae | April 29, 2008 at 07:18 PM
Guin - I couldn't of said it more betterer my ownself.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2008 at 07:21 PM
I somewhat am pretty much so, are in agreablement, Guin and/or Annie.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 29, 2008 at 08:03 PM
It is of clarity to my personality.
Posted by: Meanie of the Bluishness | April 29, 2008 at 08:12 PM
What is this, National Talk Like Bush Day ??
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 29, 2008 at 08:28 PM
I resemble that remark.
Posted by: Dubya | April 29, 2008 at 08:34 PM
Heh! if the shoe fits on the other foot, Steve!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 29, 2008 at 08:55 PM
Dubya - that were worser than that there Vallley-speak from that other night.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2008 at 09:18 PM
CJ, the article stated at the end: go back. They blame her? Shampoo, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: JEC666 | April 30, 2008 at 12:12 AM
CJ, the article stated at the end: go back. They blame her? Shampoo, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: JEC666 | April 30, 2008 at 12:19 AM
Very high 'ick' factor on this one.
*Shudder*
Posted by: Betsy | April 30, 2008 at 01:11 AM