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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! First?
Posted by: ken | April 01, 2008 at 08:02 AM
AAAA! You have to WARN people about stuff like that! Now I have to go get some Visine to restore my vision!
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | April 01, 2008 at 08:02 AM
....oh, and I can type without seeing. That's how I wrote my last post.
And this one. .... Where's that Visine?
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | April 01, 2008 at 08:03 AM
a fine welcome back that is. hrmph.
Posted by: crossgirl | April 01, 2008 at 08:04 AM
It almost seems like there was a reason for that blinding. Is there something about today that I'm missing? ;)
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 01, 2008 at 08:10 AM
That was pure evil.
Posted by: Beck | April 01, 2008 at 08:10 AM
April Fools!!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | April 01, 2008 at 08:13 AM
Well I lucked out. The server is busy but the full URL was in the address bar. I will not be hitting refresh.
Happy April Fool's day to you too Dave.
Posted by: KOW | April 01, 2008 at 08:13 AM
I'm such a fool.
Posted by: Punkin | April 01, 2008 at 08:15 AM
DAMN YOU, DAVE BARRY!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNEW this would happen and I still clicked on it!! WHY???????
Posted by: Siouxie | April 01, 2008 at 08:17 AM
You guys clicked on a TinyURL provided by Dave Barry on April 1? What are you, gluttons for punishment?
Posted by: Renee (the First) | April 01, 2008 at 08:20 AM
Renee, it's too early and the coffee hasn't taken hold yet I guess.
Duped again.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 01, 2008 at 08:31 AM
This is usually a day where I find myself torn between my pacifist nature and the impulse for swift, destructive revenge.
Once again, I find myself faced with such a dilemma.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 01, 2008 at 08:32 AM
Which is why they don't call you Sweetie the Blue, I reckon ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 01, 2008 at 08:54 AM
BARRYROLL'D!
Posted by: SarahO | April 01, 2008 at 09:34 AM
That really should have said "Pay no attention to this post."
Posted by: bbescuela | April 01, 2008 at 09:40 AM
Dang, nearly spewed coffee from my nose.
Posted by: snif | April 01, 2008 at 10:05 AM
Like Siouxie, I KNEW - I KNEW - and I clicked anyway. Anyone know where I can find a sadist to relieve my masochistic tendencies?
*pulls out eyeballs, soaks in eyewash for 20 minutes*
*lather, rinse, repeat*
Posted by: Diva | April 01, 2008 at 10:46 AM
I don't know. Don't you think he's kinda cute?
...
April Fools!
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 01, 2008 at 11:04 AM
Meanie -- go for revenge. It's more satisfying in the short run. And the long run.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | April 01, 2008 at 11:09 AM
Well that was sweet of you Dave! Thank you for that!
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | April 01, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Bad Dave!
Posted by: NotSoShyJan | April 01, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Now, see, judi knew better than to pull something like that ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 01, 2008 at 11:57 AM
My eyes; my eyes . . .
Posted by: Dr. Doug | April 01, 2008 at 12:29 PM
Man that's low.
Posted by: lil rascal | April 01, 2008 at 12:46 PM
you are an evil man dave.
Posted by: queensbee | April 01, 2008 at 01:29 PM
Darn my naive and trusting ways!!!
Posted by: SpamLamb | April 01, 2008 at 03:03 PM
oh, visine! i thought i read vaseline. *slaps self, then looks in yellow pages under 'psychiatrist'*.
Posted by: tribecca | April 02, 2008 at 01:11 AM
Aaaaaaauuuugh! I didn't get to read the Blog yesterday, so this is what I get at 6:30 in the morning??
You're a sick man, Dave.
Posted by: Guin | April 02, 2008 at 06:50 AM