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According to this story, the alleged assailant is a federal auditor AND a church deacon.
(Thanks to DavCat)
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I think this one also falls in the 'no harm, no foul' category. They are Sooners and Longhorns. Now, if they were Fightin Irish it might be different.
Posted by: jug | March 27, 2008 at 09:50 AM
"I saw a tear and an exposed testicle," Thomas said. "I panicked."
And who wouldn't?!
Posted by: jon | March 27, 2008 at 09:55 AM
Ugh - warning -guys, don't read the whole article unless you want to cringe. *shudder*
Apparently jug had no issues with it, though.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 09:56 AM
The congregants must be so proud of this pillar of the church.
Posted by: Texgal | March 27, 2008 at 09:58 AM
AWbh: too late!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 27, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Perhaps because jug's wife has his already?
*ducks*
Posted by: ellie | March 27, 2008 at 10:03 AM
As they say in Special Forces, "Once you get 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow." Of course, if you rip 'em off you've probably lost a friend.
Posted by: Davec | March 27, 2008 at 10:11 AM
Ex no. 3 tried ellie, but the judge gave me custody of them.
Posted by: jug | March 27, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Believe me, you do not want to be audited by this guy ... !
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 27, 2008 at 10:50 AM
and this is the city that wants an NBA team?
Posted by: Braniff77 | March 27, 2008 at 11:03 AM
"I saw a tear and an exposed testicle," Thomas said. "I panicked."
I would categorize any response, including killing the other guy, as a REASONABLE response, not panic.
Posted by: gcbcman | March 27, 2008 at 11:23 AM
I couldn't agree more Braniff. It's a shame what the NBA is doing to the city of Seattle by ripping their team out over a new arena when the current one isn't even 15 years old yet. David Stern sucks!
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 27, 2008 at 11:58 AM
Doc Rick & Braniff - what's more about the Sonics is that I give them 5 years in OKC. Clay Bennett, down $100mil, will sell them STL, Pittsburgh or San Diego. Plus the Sonics leaving means Paul Allen will move the Trailblazers to Seattle. And Stern wonders why the NBA fan base is falling.
Posted by: Merri Lee | March 27, 2008 at 12:23 PM
I turned around and he grabbed a hold of my testicles.
He is not the first clergyman to cause this statement to be uttered. We Catlicks have been saying it for years.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 27, 2008 at 01:03 PM
I have nothing against OKC, but haven't many of the teams in smaller cities generally had a rough go of it? Once the novelty wears off and people realize what they're spending to go to one game, attendance starts dropping because the fan base isn't big enough. Maybe OKC will be different?
Posted by: Braniff77 | March 27, 2008 at 02:14 PM
Guess he was bringing his work into the bar.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | March 27, 2008 at 02:26 PM
This joke is as old as Texas:
Know why Texas doesn't slide off into the Gulf?
Cuz Oklahoma Sucks!
Posted by: Sondra | March 27, 2008 at 02:29 PM