TIME FOR AN AIR STRIKE
Workers are slowly dismantling a home in an effort to remove a cat.
(Thanks to to Siouxie)
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March 31, 2008
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did Dave take Adderall this morning? jeez, can't keep up.
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 31, 2008 at 10:10 AM
He managed to snap pictures, but has yet to actually capture the cat.
Duh. If he would quit scaring the cat off with the flash from the camera he would have the cat out by now.
Posted by: ellie | March 31, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Poor kitty. He's probably scared to death.
I wonder if they charged extra for the built-in mouse exterminator.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2008 at 10:13 AM
Sheesh. Just use a heavy duty shopvac for cat extraction. Buncha rookies.
Yay for Siouxie finally getting posted. And Happy Cesar Chavez Day!
Posted by: Ferdinand | March 31, 2008 at 10:17 AM
*removes bull costume. adds coffee*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2008 at 10:18 AM
Ceiling Cat? Is that you?
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | March 31, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Just put something valuable and shreddable in the middle of a room. Guaranteed the cat will show up in no time.
Posted by: KOW | March 31, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Perhaps they should place food and water by one of those holes and then leave. The cat will probably come out on its own when the commotion dies down.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | March 31, 2008 at 10:27 AM
ellie, I think you may have a point there. That and all the hammering to knock down the walls. They'll never get that cat outta there.
KOW, in my case, that would be my arms. My kitten's having a field day shredding 'em.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2008 at 10:28 AM
As I have said before, there is no problem that cannot be solved by the proper use of explosives.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 31, 2008 at 10:29 AM
That, Hammie, would be a cat-astrophe.
*waves PETA membership & favorite Glock @ Hammie*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2008 at 10:31 AM
**tries to make a comment using 'Spitzer' and 'cathouse'**
**fails**
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 31, 2008 at 10:34 AM
*WAVES some TNT @ Hammie!!!*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2008 at 10:35 AM
Has anyone called the cat hazmat hotline?
Posted by: Texgal | March 31, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Do this with the cat's carcas. Instant cat ass trophy.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 31, 2008 at 10:43 AM
You mean the 'Cat Haz Matt's Cheeseburger' line?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2008 at 10:43 AM
That'll never work with Hammie.
*waves this at him*
Now let's get that kitty out of there ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 31, 2008 at 10:44 AM
*SMACKS* Steve!!! Dang you...that was sneaky!
*pours eye bleach and stabs eyeballs with dynamite sticks*
Someone put me out of my misery and light me up???
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2008 at 10:53 AM
But a lot more humane than TNT, right?
No??
*pages frantically thru bound minutes of Geneva Convention...*
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 31, 2008 at 11:04 AM
*loads shotgun with humane 00 buckshot*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 31, 2008 at 11:06 AM
Perhaps they might try an exorcist?
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | March 31, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Maybe the cat's a bit busy...
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2008 at 11:36 AM
*gouges eyes out with a spoon* Thanks Siouxie! I really needed kitty porn at 10:45 in the morning.
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 31, 2008 at 11:46 AM
Careful, Siouxie, kitty porn is illegal.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 31, 2008 at 11:46 AM
Yes, it is.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | March 31, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Hey, at least it wasn't Manilow for a change.
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 31, 2008 at 11:52 AM
What did they expect? It's a housecat.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 31, 2008 at 11:56 AM
Smacks Siouxie with whip. It's opening day. Yankees are on in one hour. NO DISTRACTIONS, M'HIJA!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2008 at 11:58 AM
M'HIJA ?? Is that a Yankee battle cry ??
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 31, 2008 at 12:03 PM
hehe! sorry ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2008 at 12:05 PM
*zips in*™
Opening day!
Yes Steve, it is. ;)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 31, 2008 at 12:14 PM
But to get back on topic, which in my NYY excitement I forgot for a moment, all they need is a bb gun, or a can of cat food and an electric can opener. Idiots.
*eye roll*
Posted by: Eleanor | March 31, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Just wall it up. It'll stop crying sooner or later.
Posted by: Toby Keith | March 31, 2008 at 12:31 PM
Sorry, Eleanor, no interest in baseball in this house. (*)
And it's the Tigers opening day too, after all...
(*) Although Max Cat is really good at shagging flies ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 31, 2008 at 01:32 PM
Open can of tuna, put it in non-lethal cat trap, leave house, come back in the morning, find cat in trap... Gad! Have all thinking people gone to Bali or something?
Posted by: eilbeback | March 31, 2008 at 01:51 PM
UPDATE: Cat stuck betweens walls of Gilbert house removed safely<
Posted by: ScottMGS | March 31, 2008 at 11:32 PM
YAY! thanks, Scott!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 01, 2008 at 08:22 AM
Cat is in non-lethal cat-capturing device with can of... what? ... sardines instead of tuna? Brilliant!
Posted by: eilbeback | April 01, 2008 at 01:03 PM