THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using trampolines.

(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)

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[Wench Lizzy]

JUMP!

[Wench Lizzy]

JUMP!

[Wench Lizzy]

JUMP!

[Jazzzz]

Dang! I thought Super Sheep was using a trampoline to fight the coppers.

[Meanie the Blue]

Easy, Liz. They don't all just obey orders anymore, you know that, right?

[Wench Lizzy]

Crap. Have the drones broken free?

[sippilizard]

(giggling) go Lizzy!

[Steve Haller]

I thought the Man Show wasn't on any more ... ?

[Wench Lizzy]

Was it ever on?

[Texgal]

Man, blockage just stops up everything. MoviPrep would keep that train on the move.

[Wench Lizzy]

Send me a link and I'll check for you.

[Diva]

Lizzy, you self-simuled while jumping. What TALENT!

[Wench Lizzy]

Thank you Diva! And for my next talent, I will check to see if the Man Show is still on for anyone who might want to know if they send me a link at [email protected]! Let me know!

[ellie]

Ich bin ein Trampoline!

[Diva]

*waves at ellie* Howdy!!

[SW]

Das Boonce

[Doc Rick]

Once France figures out the Germans have trampoline technology they will undoubtedly surrender.

[insomniac]

"spring"time for hitler?

[Siouxie]

YES! I'm hommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme!

*jumps behind blogbar & grabs a cold cerveza*

ahhhhhhhhhh

[Doc Rick]

Gimme a cold one Siouxie. Time to get the evening started off right.

[Texgal]

Producers' bound, insom?

[Siouxie]

*slides the Rickster a cold one.*

[jug]

Siouxie, you're lucky. I don't get home till tomorrow night. Can I have a drink please?

[Siouxie]

Whatcha having, jug??? and why not till tomorrow?

[Diva]

Hey, jug! Where y'at that ain't home?

[jug]

Um, a Jameson's please.
I'm traveling this week and I don't get back till 9:00 tomorrow night.

[Siouxie]

Jameson's straight up!

[sw]

Far-flung-nugin.

[jug]

Right now I am in Pittsburgh Diva. There are worse places

[Texgal]

Sioux, IMO, that is the only way to drink Jameson's. Gotta show the whisky all due respect.

[Three]

Ooh, nice! I like Pennsylvania. Haven't been to Pitt, but I've been through much of the country on the flip side of the state. I almost moved out there at the time, and sometimes I'm sorry I didn't. It's just beautiful. I hope the Pitt area is as lovely as the Wilkes-Barre area!

[Meanie the Blue]

Das Boing.

[Siouxie]

Tex, I usually don't drink whiskey. Closest thing is Southern Comfort (OTR). Never tasted Jameson's though. I remembered that jug has his neat.

[jugheaded]

Thanks, Siouxie. You know, I think there sgould be a 'common sense' test required for air travel. Why would anyone in their right mind expect that a 3'X30"X18" high footstool would fit under the seat or in the overhead on a small regional jet?

[jugheaded]

I actually like PA too, Three. Its prettier than IL, that's for sure and Pittsburgh is very cool from what I have seen

[Doc Rick]

Thanks Siouxie! As always, nothings finer than an ice cold Shiner. *ahhhhhhhhh....that's the good stuff!*

[Texgal]

What, nobody tried to carry on a refrigerator?

[Texgal]

Doc, do you ever drink the St. Arnold beer?

[sw]

Far-flung-nugin.

[Steve Haller]

Off topic, anyone care to guess who Ben's man on the freighter might be? (no problem-o if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about...)

[Doc Rick]

Nah, I just stick to plain old Shiner Bock Tex. I'm kinda set in my ways at this point.

[jugheaded]

No fridge, but a bag of fries ended up in the overhead on top of my blazer. I was not amused.
SW, you like that line, huh?

[Texgal]

Is this part of the "I'm F*cking Ben Afleck" video?

[Siouxie]

*knows what Steve's talking about*

Do you have a good guess??

[Texgal]

Doc, you're a kid compared to me. Keep trying new things. It'll keep you young.

I'm drinking the Lawnmower variety at the moment. Quite tasty.

[jugheaded]

Evening Doc

[Siouxie]

Tex, Steve is talking about LOST.

[Doc Rick]

I try lots of new things Tex, just not beer. Unless somebody else is buying of course, then I'm open to trying something different. ;)

[Steve Haller]

Well, if it's who I think it is, the promo monkeys have all but put up billboards on Route 66, so it won't be much of a surprise. If it's *not* who I think it is, the monkeys may have earned their peanuts for once...

But cmon, they've included Harold Perrineau in the credits ever since the new season began...

[Texgal]

Thanks. I'm not a viewer.

Time to walk the canine princess before she seeks revenge for the lack of attention. She's pretty damn demanding for a dog shelter mutt. Later.

[Siouxie]

Yep. That would have been my guess. We never find out what happened to Michael and Walter. Maybe they got picked up at sea. And we KNOW they didn't "get back". No mention of them in the forward flashes.

[Steve Haller]

Actually if you recall the flash forward of the casket Jack went to view, there's been speculation it's Michael inside, since a) it's in a black neighborhood and b) the funeral director said no one else showed up for the viewing. But that begs the question of why WAAALLLLLLTTTTT wouldn't be there, so that theory may be way off...

[Doc Rick]

Evening to you Jug. Hope all is fairing well for you in your travels.

[Siouxie]

Hmm...I hadn't thought of that, Steve. So many theries LOL it's mind blowing.

*off to pick up daughter* be back in a few!

Don't drink all the beer, Rick!

[DavCat]

*man show*: And now it's time for .... TRAINS on TRAMPOLINES!

[Steve Haller]

'Bye, Siouxie; see you in another life...

[Doc Rick]

I'll keep that in mind Siouxie. *opens another beer* See ya in a bit.

[jugheaded]

So far, so good Doc.

[Doc Rick]

Good to hear Jug. Honestly, I've managed somehow in life not to get that far north to this point. Pittsburgh seems like an interesting place to check out sometime.

[jugheaded]

I haven't been here very often, but it seems to be a nice place. And, hey, the hotel bar had Jameson's so it can't be all bad.

[Sarah J]

HOW did the trampoline happen to fly in front of the train?

[Doc Rick]

Well there ya go. If you get a chance, try out some Iron City beer. Its a local brew and I'm told it's pretty dang good.

[Doc Rick]

I blame global warming Sarah. Really angry global warming winds.

[jugheaded]

Its funny you should mention it, that is on the agenda for tomorrow. I have heard it is good too, and thought I would give it a try in the airport on the way home.

[Angry Santa-annie]

Somebody call me?

[Brewer and Shipley]

*sigh* Had to leave while the "Lost" conversation was going on so I could catch up on that from LAST week online. Good darned episode! There hasn't been a clunker this season.

I really hate to have to go to choir and miss tonight's episode until after! WHAT did I do before my DVR?

[jugheaded]

Doc did. Something about a trampoline.....

[Angry Santa-annie]

Oooh, thanks, jug.
*bounces out*

[jugheaded]

Just like Tigger

[Diva]

Oops!! When will I ever learn to preview!!! It's been an epidemic lately.

I'll just catch up on the day's posts while I await the locksmith....

[Tramp O'Line]

Yeeah, I'll jump just 'bout enething, but it gets me free pints!

[Diva]

*snork!*

[Siouxie]

WHOA!! It's Michael!!

oops...sorry...spoiler alert!

[Siouxie]

Ok...LOST has LOSTED me LOL

carry on...

[jugheaded, and occasionally lost]

s'ok Siouxie

[Just Ducky]

*flaps in for a moment*

Trampoline, was ist los mit du? (What is wrong with you?)
Oh trampoline, was ist los mit du?
You hit the track and now that’s the end of you.

As I was locomotin’ over the hill
Saw a trampoline and my heart stood still
A maniac a-rollin', makin’ good progress
But she can’t outrun my Deutsch express
The springy wheel’s doin' over ninety-five
She heads for my bumper in a long line drive

Trampoline, was ist los mit du?
Oh trampoline, was ist los mit du?
You hit the track and now that’s the end of you.

Looked in the mirror on top of the hill
I felt like swallowin' up a medicine pill
First thing I saw the bouncin’ wheel
Doin' a hundred and ten, sun glintin’ off that steel
Offhill curve, a downhill trek
Me and that trampoline neck by neck

(Chorus)

The trampoline rolled up ahead of my train
I tried to stop; my efforts were in vain
It then got cloudy and it started to rain
I stood on my brakes and I wracked my brain
The rain water blowin’; couldn’t see no more
I knew that was bad, and I blamed Al Gore

(Chorus)

The rain slowed down, I looked around
And that's when I heard that awful sound
The trampoline’s a-landin’ like a ton of lead
All rubber and steel a half a mile ahead
The trampoline’s fallen, now it’s standing still
I hit that trampoline at the base of the hill

(Chorus)

[jugheaded]

good job Ducky

[Siouxie]

YAY!! Ducky!!

(losted as to what song though) I blame tax season. My brain cells are fried.

jug, have another Jameson!

[Doc Rick]

Bravo Ducky! Bravo. *applauds wildly even though he doesn't have the foggiest clue what song you were referencing...I'm lousy with lyrics*

[Meditrina]

Clearly, ducky's song was R&H's, Surrey with the Fringe on Top.

Sheesh.

[Siouxie]

psychic dummass simul with Rick!

I feel better now ;-)

[jugheaded]

Far be it from me to turn down a woman's offer to ply me with drink.

[jugheaded]

I knew it wasn't Stairway to Heaven
Evening Medtrina

[Meditrina]

'Elo, Jug. Psychic dumbass simul. Cool.

[Siouxie]

LOL Med!! *smooch*

[Diva]

Her Duckness has done it again!

Lost was outstanding. I only got to see it in real time cuz the darned locksmith was here changing my front door lock. The key froze when I was trying to leave for choir. $120 right down the drain.

[Meditrina]

That's my first psychic simul dumbass menage a trois. I need a smoke. btw, it was good for me. Ahhhh!!!! ;-)

[Doc Rick]

NOW I get it! Glad I wasn't the only one spacing out. If I had been it wouldn't be all that unusual. *grabs another Shiner from the cooler*

[jugheaded]

I like the whole concept of a psychic dumbass siuml. It has interesting potential.

[Meditrina]

Jug - did you notice the ceiling needs paint? I vote for beige. ;-)

[Siouxie]

Here ya go, Med ===~~~

I DO need to brush up on my culture crap. I'm going to the ballet tomorrow!! My sister got free tickets to see the American Ballet Theater's "Sleeping Beauty" performance!

[jugheaded]

snork. Beige works for me, but truthfully I didn't really notice the ceiling.

[Meditrina]

oooohhhhh..... Sioux, you lucky woman. I studied ballet for 10 years, and Sleeping Beauty is number 2 to the Nutcracker. You will love it.

[Doc Rick]

Ballet schmallet. I just found a show on the Travel Channel called "Sand Blasters" where teams build elaborate sand castles and then one team's creation gets blown up with explosives. Cool!

[Siouxie]

jug, I never notice the ceiling either. It's always a mirror ;-)

Med, I know I will. Just the chance to see the ABT perform....wow.

[Eleanor]

*zips in*

I like ballet and blowing up stuff. The two aren't mutually exclusive Doc. :)
Many years ago I had the opportunity to see the Bolshoi ballett in Los Angeles. Wow!
We have a city here in San Diego, Imperial Beach, that is famous for its Sand Castle Contests. Was that where it was Doc?

[Meditrina]

El, me too! I'm watching Gladiator. RC is one hot baddie.

[jugheaded]

Some how Siouxie that does not surprise me a bit.
Sand Blasters is a cool show Doc.

[Doc Rick]

Don't know about the exact beach but it's in San Diego El. I'm just amazed at how fast they can build those things with the detail involved. Awesome stuff.

[jugheaded]

Ok, so while I was channel surfing earlier I stubled across this show that was the love child of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and the Karaoke Korral. It was bizarre.