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Poor dears. Who nominated them? Their worst enemies?
Posted by: Sondra | March 27, 2008 at 02:25 PM
First to not qualify for pork queen.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | March 27, 2008 at 02:27 PM
Pork Queen? I do not think that word means what you think it means. At least, it meant something else back when I was in college.
Posted by: Gary | March 27, 2008 at 02:27 PM
Clear case of when beauty pageant naming goes bad.
Posted by: Texgal | March 27, 2008 at 02:27 PM
Clear case of when beauty pageant naming goes bad.
Posted by: Texgal | March 27, 2008 at 02:27 PM
"So, do you come here often?"
"Sure. I raise breeding and show swine."
And she has a terrific personality, too.
Posted by: Lou | March 27, 2008 at 02:27 PM
must be happy hour -- two for one posts
Posted by: Texgal | March 27, 2008 at 02:28 PM
Ohio, a photo of Herefords, and a reference to a 'pork skillathon.' 3 strikes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 02:29 PM
Bacon, anyone?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 02:31 PM
from Muppets Take Manhattan
"Me? In love with a pig? Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ahhh... the sounds of love: su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!"
Posted by: Kermit | March 27, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Does Hammie get to be a judge?
Waves large white flag @ Hammie.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 02:34 PM
" must be happy hour -- two for one posts
Posted by: Texgal | 02:28 PM on March 27, 2008 "
*snork!*
Posted by: ellie | March 27, 2008 at 02:36 PM
Annie, I was gonna *WAVE my tu-tu @ Hammie*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 02:37 PM
Pork queen? Now doesn't that just open up a can of combacks.
Posted by: snif | March 27, 2008 at 02:40 PM
...comebacks even...*snork*
Posted by: snif | March 27, 2008 at 02:41 PM
Man, they must take a lot of ribbing. Won't they ever loin?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 27, 2008 at 02:41 PM
I should clarify that the large white flag I'm waving at Hammie is NOT my undies. I'm a lady.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 02:43 PM
Will they do ballet?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 27, 2008 at 02:44 PM
They're just a buncha hams.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 02:45 PM
Maybe 'Dance of the Sugared Pork Fairies.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 02:46 PM
Will they do music?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 27, 2008 at 02:46 PM
They could have some competition with Sandusky, I suppose.
Posted by: Nookee | March 27, 2008 at 02:48 PM
snork @ Hammie *gives him the cold shoulder*
Do they have to show the judges their cutlets?
Posted by: ellie | March 27, 2008 at 02:48 PM
I shall be a gentleman and not make a single comment about Annie's large white non-undies.
Posted by: jug | March 27, 2008 at 02:49 PM
Tex, I completely agree (both times) on the ineptitude of the Pageant Naming Committee. Good grief!
Posted by: Diva | March 27, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Only for the one you love . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 27, 2008 at 02:55 PM
*Withholds distasteful remark about the other white meat*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 27, 2008 at 02:56 PM
Hmmph! I didn't make it as a finalist for Pork Queen and my undies are bigger than Annies!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 02:57 PM
It's actually a big (har) deal to win something like this. Being from a farming community, I know.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 02:59 PM
Siouxie, you left your weapon of mas passion out in the rain again.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 03:05 PM
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I'm gonna need a bigger battery.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 03:08 PM
Or a big fat power plant.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 03:09 PM
Will there be muskrat skinning later in the competition?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 27, 2008 at 03:19 PM
Cheese, yes. And the talent competition will involve mud wrestling.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 03:26 PM
Mmmmmmm, mud.
Thanks Sioux, I may now always have to sleep with the light on.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 27, 2008 at 03:30 PM
Dave blogged about a pageant in which the girls had to skin an opossum. Linky anyone?
Posted by: Merri Lee | March 27, 2008 at 03:41 PM
Muskrat Beauty Pageant. I actually liked that one because it takes skill, not just looks.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 03:55 PM
whew. glad my folks is kosher. althogh, that would have a sort of ironic flare to it, ya think?
Posted by: queensbee | March 27, 2008 at 04:12 PM
Only for the one you love . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 02:55 PM on March 27, 2008
*snork* @ this link. Its message is also my motto. And afterwards, have some dinner.
Posted by: Texgal | March 27, 2008 at 04:59 PM
Excellent billboard, MKJ!
Posted by: Diva | March 27, 2008 at 05:48 PM
*Snorking* at the porking!
Posted by: Cat R | March 27, 2008 at 06:04 PM
They look like they all have braces...maybe it's the picture.
Posted by: daisymae | March 27, 2008 at 07:28 PM
daisy, that's probably chicken wire.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 08:27 PM
Anyone else read that as "Clinton Country? Still applies I think.
Posted by: shell | March 28, 2008 at 02:20 AM
From all of us in Clinton County.....F**K OFF!*
Posted by: leo | April 03, 2008 at 10:17 PM