THE RUSSIAN ARMY
(Tanks to Siouxie)
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March 09, 2008
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All the more reason to drink whiskey and not vodka.
Posted by: jug | March 09, 2008 at 08:57 AM
That was not me.
Posted by: baligurl | March 09, 2008 at 09:02 AM
We knew that Bali. There was no mention of dancing.
Posted by: jug | March 09, 2008 at 09:04 AM
No more Bud(™) for you.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 09, 2008 at 09:34 AM
"'Of course, there were violations but the crew acted in good faith to catch up with its unit,' said Colonel Konstantin Lazutkin, spokesman for Russia's Volga-Urals Military District."
This guy would make a great Press Secretary for the Oval Orifice.
Posted by: Texgal | March 09, 2008 at 09:49 AM
The army ....... said the tank must have been broken and fallen behind a column heading to a test site for exercises. Earlier it said the vehicle slid on melting ice.
Apparently, the Russian Army has a prepared List of Official Excuses.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 09, 2008 at 09:57 AM
And owl has hooted outside of window all night long and is still hooting. A Russian tank would come in handy right about now.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 09, 2008 at 10:16 AM
Maybe you could get that golfer from the other day to come over with his 7 iron slyeyes.
Posted by: jug | March 09, 2008 at 10:49 AM
*takes aim with a 7 iron @ the jugster and a Russian tank driven by drunks @ sly*
Posted by: PETA SWAT Team | March 09, 2008 at 10:56 AM
Hey, I didn't say I recommended that; it was just a suggestion.
Posted by: jug | March 09, 2008 at 11:07 AM
sly, maybe you're getting a screaming owl mail?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 09, 2008 at 11:09 AM
Screaming owl mail *snork* @ the Sioux.
Posted by: Texgal | March 09, 2008 at 11:27 AM
*smooch* Tex! thanks!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 09, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Man, talk about being in the tank.
Posted by: SW | March 09, 2008 at 12:34 PM
He probably just had to pee. He said he was looking for the Urals.
Posted by: SW | March 09, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Hiya Siouxie!!!
*Blows caffeine laden smooch toward Myammmmi*
I sent you a little pick-me-up in an earlier thread. You're absolutely correct about DST.
Posted by: Texgal | March 09, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Potty *snork* @ SW!
Posted by: Texgal | March 09, 2008 at 12:39 PM
he was looking for the karaoke...
Posted by: insomniac | March 09, 2008 at 01:23 PM
lol, insom.
"...and the Kazakhstan-Iraqi Mountain high..."
Posted by: SW | March 09, 2008 at 01:30 PM
So did their Florida drivers licenses get sent to them yet? :)
Posted by: Kristina L. | March 09, 2008 at 02:16 PM
"Thank God, they didn't shoot," the house owner said on the video.
Those Russians - always looking at the bright side!
Posted by: peterpan | March 09, 2008 at 03:42 PM
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | March 09, 2008 at 04:23 PM