STUNNING WOMBAT RAPE UPDATE
It turns out that the guy who claims he was raped by a wombat is... dating Eliot Spitzer!
But seriously, you will be stunned to learn that he is unable to substantiate his claim.
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 28, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Did anyone else see Wombat Slanderer on their last tour? Pretty good show if you ask me, I didn't hurt my bum at all.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 28, 2008 at 11:43 AM
I told you it was consensual!
Posted by: The Wombat | March 28, 2008 at 11:46 AM
SNORK at Annie-wom-bat-here!
Posted by: Cat R | March 28, 2008 at 11:48 AM
I'd call the cops if a wombat raped me.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 28, 2008 at 11:49 AM
Sure. Blame the victim, as usual.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2008 at 11:50 AM
'Wombat rape victim' cried wolf
Oh, really? Then why isn't the wolf in jail, I ask you! Was it a gang rape?
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Also, I thought you're supposed to cry "uncle" when you want someone to stop what they're doing.
I'm so confused....
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Having seen a wombat up close, and knowing how short their legs are, therefore postioning their 'equipment' very close to the ground, I'd imagine the victim had to have buried himself in the ground with only his bum sticking out ala 'bicycle stand'.
He was asking for it.
Posted by: baligurl | March 28, 2008 at 12:15 PM
*snork* @ bali. Morning!
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Mornin', Diva. I'm on my 4th cuppa, how about you?
Posted by: baligurl | March 28, 2008 at 12:26 PM
A New Zealand alcoholic makes a drunken prank phone call.
The news heard 'round the world.
Sorry. That may sound a little cynical, I guess. Just bewildering when you stop giggling for a minute and realize that this is actually being reported on, and followed up on, in England and all over the world. Slow news day in... everywhere?
On the other hand, I was relieved to hear his bum is ok. Wouldn't want the poor drunk to have to get a robotic colonoscopy or anything.
Off to do Friday stuff, blogits! Carry on -- cheerio!
*Slinks out®*
Posted by: Cat R. | March 28, 2008 at 12:26 PM
bali - that you use the term 'bicycle stand' is somehow at the same time disturbing and appealing.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2008 at 12:31 PM
I can't believe this guy struggles with alcohol, he seems to be able to consume vast quantities with no problem . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 28, 2008 at 12:44 PM
pretty pussy, Cat. alright guys, get your mind out of the gutter.
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 28, 2008 at 12:45 PM
He probably cried wolf because to cry wombat would just be lame-brained
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 28, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Wait, he did cry wombat . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 28, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Maybe the cops thought he cried wombat, and he actually said 'not that '.
Or not.
Posted by: baligurl | March 28, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Note to self: check to see if bali's bike has a kickstand.
Posted by: jug | March 28, 2008 at 12:50 PM
The lemur made him do it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2008 at 12:51 PM
Scratch that. The prairie dog made him do it. (careful with the sound on this one, cube-dwellers)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2008 at 12:56 PM
*snork* @ jug and Annie's 12:31.
wicked, it ain't only the guys with their minds in the gutter. just sayin'.
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2008 at 01:16 PM
I would think that an attack by any marsupial would lead to hand to hand wombat.
*coff*
Posted by: Pinky | March 28, 2008 at 01:20 PM
LOL Pinky!
*taking a break from the numbers*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2008 at 01:22 PM
thank you, and that's all of news for wombats
Posted by: queensbee | March 28, 2008 at 01:23 PM
Boy. Talk about your kiwi fruit!
Posted by: SpamLamb | March 28, 2008 at 01:54 PM