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Fire in the Hole WBAGNFARB
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:05 PM
How's this, ellie? :) And howdy!
Dav, I'm very glad I have not had dinner yet. BLYECH!!
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 07:05 PM
I thought those took C batteries Siouxie? ;)
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 07:05 PM
S'okay, Jug, I'm only good 3 or 4 times a year for frufru drinks. The rest of the time, gimme a manly drink and a bloody steak, and I'm good to go.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 07:06 PM
ellie, they're teenagers. they'll notice, and then they'll throw a party. :D
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 07:06 PM
Thanks Sioux, it could be a long night!
Doc, why is Jagermeister in so many of those shots? My favorite hangovers were the result of Jagermeister!
Posted by: ellie | March 08, 2008 at 07:09 PM
DavCat - had 'em?? I invented the Nasty Bitch!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 07:09 PM
What is your manly drink of choice Bali?
(man that just sounds wrong...)
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:09 PM
SNORKS @ Sioux. Thanks for the drink Diva!
*wonders how Doc knows about the vibrass batteries*
Posted by: ellie | March 08, 2008 at 07:11 PM
Ellie, God hates liquor thus he made sure Jagermeister was a key ingredient in most mixed drinks...or so I'm told. That's why I stick to good old beer. *mmmm...beer....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 07:13 PM
thanks, ellie ;-)
I was wondering the same thing.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 07:14 PM
jug - wrong is apparently right around these parts. ;D
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 07:14 PM
Here's the description from the page, properly censored:
Posted by: Jeff Tompkins | March 08, 2008 at 07:15 PM
Ellie, I worked at 2 TV news stations for about 6 years. It's amazing what women will talk about after a few mixed drinks after work.
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 07:16 PM
*snork* @ Jeff - that's like seeing the written lyrics for "I'm ******* Matt Damon."
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 07:17 PM
DavCat, that liquid steak sounds pretty tasty to me.
Manly d o c, Jug? Prolly vodka martini (don't even open the vermouth, just pass the the bottle overhead) very dirty. I do like a nice bourbon, neat. But I don't drink as often as I pretend to here on the board, I'm busy getting in shape for scuba season.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 07:17 PM
Diva, you're (not your) ******* Matt Damon? Lucky!
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 07:18 PM
God doesn't hate liquor Doc. God hates jagermeister
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:19 PM
*MartiniSnorks* @ Jeff
Dang, snorked my 'tini. Somebody get me a Jagermeister!
Posted by: ellie | March 08, 2008 at 07:19 PM
Mmmmm...thanks, Diva, that's devine (and so are you...hic)!
Posted by: daisymae | March 08, 2008 at 07:19 PM
Jagermeister! And I thought shots of HotDamn 100 were nasty. (They work for a cough, let me add.) Jug, what's your manly d o c?
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 07:21 PM
Not me, bali. Liquid steak sounds waaay too much like baby food to me. *turns up nose* However a beautifully done medium rare steak? Well, that's different. NOT that I have one, mind you.
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 07:21 PM
A triple with ellie and jug on top of a chocolatini...mmmm!
Posted by: daisymae | March 08, 2008 at 07:21 PM
LOL very good Jeff!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 07:22 PM
Its still too cold here to even think about any sport that involves water. I am sooo ready for warm weather, and getting out on the trails on my bike. Last night I was driving home, the wind chill was 5 and this guy behind me (with a handlebar mustache) had the top down on his Miata. I think he decided it was time for spring already
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:22 PM
You bet, bali! Don't tell him, but every time I just lie back and think of Johnny Depp. :P
Aw, daisy - that's just the booze talkin'.
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 07:23 PM
My d o c is Jameson's either neat or on the rocks (if the situation dictates that I need to nurse it) If there is no Jameson's then bourbon otr
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:25 PM
Actually jughead, Jagermeister is God's favorite drink. Note the Cross on the bottle.
Posted by: ellie | March 08, 2008 at 07:26 PM
I think that's secretly a plot by the Catholic Church to recruit. You drink too much of that, wake up needing religion, see the Cross and immediately want to go to Mass
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:30 PM
Ellie, the cross is to warn you that you're about to get up close and personal with God, as you swear you'll never drink again if You'll just make this stop!
Jug, I started teaching in Feb, I don't get in warm water til next month. Come on April!
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 07:31 PM
Next month? You're lucky. Most of the boats here won't even be launched again till May. Even then, most people won't get in lake Michigan til Memorial day at the earliest
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:34 PM
It should have a toilet on the bottle to remind you of the consequences.
Posted by: ellie | March 08, 2008 at 07:36 PM
Lake Michigan?? BRRRRR! I'm a Southern gal, accent and all, and I love my 8 months of summer. One day I'll move to Cozumel and have 12 months of it, the way God intended.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 07:38 PM
*snorks pepitas out her nose*
ELLIEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 07:38 PM
bali, if you get the 12 months of summer, can i have your winters? please?
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 07:39 PM
I do miss the weather down south. When I moved up here all my family thought I was nuts. I have learned to appreciate Spring and Fall, and being able to go without a/c for at least half of the summer (usually)
You can always add a layer of clothing if it gets too cold; the reverse is sometimes frowned upon.
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:41 PM
After looking at that list of nasty shots (see my last post above)... anyone tried one they think was worse?
Posted by: DavCat | March 08, 2008 at 07:41 PM
SNORK@ellie! Diva, you can have my winters right now. No waiting.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 07:41 PM
I've taken one shot of Jager in my life and the world immediately turned upside down. I thought I was this guy for a second.
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 07:41 PM
Rick, was that your mullet at the beginning? Very Zexy! (Evenin'!)
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 07:44 PM
That must have been a sight Doc. I'm sure you get mistaken for one of the Commodores all the time......
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:45 PM
Perhaps just a seaman, jug. :D
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 07:46 PM
I could use a shot or two of Jager just about now. It is CHILLY out there!
LOL Rick, somehow I doubt a white dude like you would be dancing like that. I'd pay to see it though.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 07:47 PM
Mullet: business in the front; party in the back!
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:48 PM
DavCat, in Coz the have a drink called a Mexican Flag. It's:
1 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz green creme de menthe
1 oz tequila
Carefully layer ingredients into a highball glass (using a spoon), in the order given; grenadine, creme de menthe, tequila.
The layers form the mexican flag.
It tastes like ear wax and Nyquil. Woof.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 07:48 PM
Siouxie, what's your definition of chilly?
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:50 PM
Nite guys and gals! I'm off to hide in my room with a good book and my
Vibrassear plugs!Posted by: ellie | March 08, 2008 at 07:50 PM
Night, ellie!
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 07:51 PM
Bali how do you know what an ear wax/Nyquil combo tastes like?
On second thought, nevermind....
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:51 PM
have fun Ellie
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 07:52 PM
*seconds jug's not wanting to know*
Night, ellie!!
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 07:54 PM
Like none of y'all ever bought Bertie Bott's every flavor Jelly Beans and tried the ear wax one. Yeesh. (That sardine one's nasty.)
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 07:58 PM
Nite ellie!
jug, anything below 70. So it's freezing here.
Speaking of shots, I had one in Cancun called the "Cucaracha" - I believe it's tequila and coke. Nasty!
It could have been a blended roach though. UGH!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 08:00 PM
I try to avoid certain candies Bali. especilly those that were created by the former makers of Jagermeister. If I were to eat those during the day, I might become Lionel Ritchie too.
Below 70 is chilly? Sheesh, you must have thin blood
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 08:05 PM
Sorry! Distracted by a friend's account of his BBQ cook-off success. As for weird drinks, a former co-worker had a drink he called "Sniper Fire". It had a lot of the usual liquors plus a touch of Pepto Bismol. I abstained needless to say.
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 08:07 PM
Ohhh, bali. OK. Yes. Er, I mean no. I didn't have the earwax one. My little cousin thought it was hysterical to make everyone try different ones. I....got vomit. Thanks, Mikey. :P
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 08:08 PM
I try to avoid certain candies Bali. Especially those that were created by the former makers of Jagermeister. If I were to eat those during the day, I might become Lionel Ritchie too.
Below 70 is chilly? Sheesh, you must have thin blood
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 08:11 PM
Siouxie, I thought of the Cockroach one, but I didn't know what was in it. Thank God.
Heheh, Diva. That's how I got the earwax one. Children are evil.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 08:12 PM
bali, I just looked it up. It's kahlua and tekillya!
jug, I am a warm blooded Cubana. I don't do cold.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 08:15 PM
I have never actually tried Jager. Is it worse than the earwax bean?
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 08:16 PM
Kahula and tokillya? Umm, ewwwww
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 08:17 PM
I'll just avoid Bott's Beans whenever possible. I refuse to purchase something that includes "vomit" as a candy treat.
**I'm NOT SPAM YOU STUPID STUPID BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 08:20 PM
Yay, Kahlua! Ick Tequila!
Any White Russians hanging around the Blog bar?
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 08:21 PM
exactly. ewwww.
Jager, otoh, is quite good.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 08:21 PM
Auntie!!!! How ya been, girl?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 08:22 PM
I seem to remember is licorie-y tasting, but it's been years, and I only did the one.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 08:28 PM
Hey, Siouxie! I had something horrible last week that knocked me out for three days. I've been running 3 days behind ever since. Other than being incredibly busy, I'm good. I might eventually someday update my own blog soon, even.
How are you?
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 08:28 PM
Hey, Auntie M!!!!! *waves wildly* LTNS!!
Kahlua is my fave. One white Russian, coming up!
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 08:30 PM
Auntie M, I thought White Russian was without the Kahlua...wait a Black Russian is without the cream. Pffffft. And they say college was wasted on me.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 08:31 PM
ACK! sorry to hear that. There is some nasty crap going around. I'm great. Had college girl here for Spring Break this past week and getting ready to ship off the other one, once we figure out where! Still waiting for a couple of college acceptances and then the scholarship/aid letters. Exciting stuff!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 08:34 PM
bali, white russian gots da wodka!
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 08:35 PM
Thanks, Diva! bali, White Russian = Kahlua and Cream...and maybe some vodka. Think Baryshnikov.
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 08:37 PM
I'll take THIS white Russian ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 08:39 PM
Big fan of the vodka. I'm watching Rachael Ray and her hubby just made up a batch of Bloody Johnny's. Yum. I ran downstairs and made up a batch of mix, sans vodka, very tasty. Love the horseradish!
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 08:39 PM
OOhhh, Siouxie! College time is nerve racking. My senior year I did early decision and knew by Christmas where I was going. It was a lot less stressful.
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 08:39 PM
LMAO GMTA, Auntie!! ^5!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 08:39 PM
So when I think White Russian, I should think "White Nights"? Cuz I did.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 08:41 PM
Yummy Russian guy with my White Russian. Life is good. I can actually type because the kitty is sitting on a pillow across the room. For a change. She's been attached to my lap since I got her.
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 08:42 PM
D'oh! *smacks self* I was trying to think of a man to post there, but NEVER thought of Baryshnikov!
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 08:42 PM
I love White Nights, too! Good thought.
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 08:43 PM
eh, he ain't no Jughead.....
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 08:44 PM
That's so sweet, Auntie. :) I loves my kitties. Except when they shred my NEW couch....
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 08:45 PM
jug, that's too true. ;-)
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 08:46 PM
Okay ladies, if it's a white Russian your looking for, here ya go.
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 08:46 PM
Diva--I'm going to get some "Soft Paws" for my kitteh. I want some hot pink ones, but I need to shop around to find some.
Okay, jug--show the blog your picture and we'll let you know how you compare...
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 08:48 PM
*notice the subtle "Lionel Richie" theme*
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 08:48 PM
Doc, are you having Lionelfest tonight, or what?
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 08:49 PM
*swoon*
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 08:49 PM
ooh, Auntie M, I hope jug falls for it...
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 08:50 PM
Auntie, Sushi is always messing up my typing. He loves to step all over my laptop. Cute though.
=^.^=
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 08:51 PM
how would I do that Auntie M? I am still a neophyte
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 08:52 PM
jug, send a bio and pic to Wyo. He's got a "blogger" site with a lot of us on there.
We're still trying to get Stevie to do it. He's playing hard to get.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 08:54 PM
My Dory will put a paw on the laptop, but is more interested in taking up space on my lap. She escaped from the chaos that is my sister's house, and is soooo happy that she can just sit on someone's lap in peace and quiet.
Was there a Lionel Richie theme? I missed it. Does he need the Vibrass?
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 08:55 PM
A bio? That could be dangerous. I'll send a pick to Wyo
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 08:56 PM
I don't have a cat for my laptop, but my puppy can hear me pick up a glass with ice in it and he's right on top of the keyboard. He loves ice.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 08:57 PM
Dave's Bloggers!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 08:58 PM
All the more reason to Drink your whiskey neat, bali.
What kind of dog?
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:00 PM
jug--I've only been around since August, but everyone is pretty helpful to us newbies. Send to Wyo, and he does it all for you!
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 09:00 PM
jug, nothing too personal. We know some people prefer their privacy. That should give you an idea.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 09:01 PM
Thanks! I will do that manana. Of course I might need help with the bio.
But I know better than to ask this crowd to draft one for me
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:06 PM