Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Thanks, he's smarter than any dog I've ever been owned by, and a sweetheart. I've been thru a lot of drama recently, and he's an oasis. Okay, both him and the blog!
I, I love the colorful lips I get
And the way my whistle stays so warm and wet
I hear the sound of that gentle buzz
In the mouthpiece of my new Bach Strad trumpet
I’m feeling those good vibrations
My Vibrass has great pulsations
I’m feeling those good vibrations
My Vibrass has great pulsations
Good, good, good, good vibrations
Its small size
Fits right inside my horn
Just my style, my music is reborn
Then I play, win first prize
With Vibrass, my star is on the rise
I’m feeling those good vibrations
My Vibrass has great pulsations
I’m feeling those good vibrations
My Vibrass has great pulsations
I make first chair while my classmates glare
(Ah my my what a sensation)
(Ah my my what elation)
Gotta keep those Vibrass vibrations
A happenin’, yes, sir
Gotta keep those Vibrass vibrations
A happenin’, yes sir
Gotta keep those Vibrass vibrations
A happenin’
That's great. A smart dog is a godsend, and there is something soothing about just sitting and scratching them behind the ears. Sorry for the drama. I know how that goes.
Thanks, y'all. Howdy to everybody! bali and Auntie, LTNS. Siouxie, I'm honored by your tribute.
jugheaded, I don't think we've actually met yet, but I'm glad you've joined us. I just haven't been able to be here much lately. Work and life have seriously interfered with my blog time.
bali, was your weather seesawing all week? We had cold, warm, then really cold and rainy, then back to sunny and warmer today. Crazy.
Ducky--the VA weather was just like that. We went from warm and sunny to crazy cold rainstorm in 3.5 seconds. I went into BJ's to shop for groceries, and came out in a dismal downpour. Weird.
How come we missed out on the snow? Oh wait, the Gulf of Mexico. Well, we had a good dusting back in 2004 so I can wait another hundred years till the next blizzard.
*sigh* Miami folk. Y'all miss out on all the good stuff. Well, except for the hurricanes and you can have 'em. *holding out hope the big one misses us one more year*
So, you're currently married, Jug. Nice to see some men still notice before they make a mess. You can still flirt with me, I promise not to pick out the china.
It varies Diva. I am currently listening to Don Henley, but earlier this evening it was a bunch of old Grammy winners (Mack the Knife, the Girl from Ipanema, Georgia, Papa's got a Brand new bag etc) and coming up shortly is Vince Gill.
And dancing is always a lot of fun. I don;t get why more guys don't do it more often
Relax, Doc. We're speaking hypothetically here. Unless jug is really a mass wife-murderer. He claims he's not, and he likes to dance, so it's probably okay.
Yes, Auntie M, I proposed to igloo on Sadie Hawkins day and he said yes! We had a terrific blog wedding celebration. I'm sorry you missed it. :)
I know we're still married because I said something to him on the blog and he said, and I quote: Yes, Dear. Too funny.
I agree, Siouxie, laughter is the ultimate cure. :)
*grumble grumble stupid work and illness grumble grumble*
I really need to figure out a way to beat my school's security so I can catch up on the blog at work.
So on my iPod I have everything from "One Toke Over The Line" to "Seven Bridges Road" to everything by Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts, and ZZTopp, with absolutely no cameos by Whitney Houston or Celine. How's that?
When I got my new car in December, it came with 3 months of XM radio. I'm thinking of renewing that. I love listening to all my 60's , 70's and 80's music, along with some country and classic rock. WAY cool!
I got a new van in November, and it came with a year of Sirius. It's like crack--the first hit is free. They know you'll be back for more. No commercials is worth whatever they'll charge me!
Siouxie, I don't know where he is. He didn't come home last night. *sobs*
Doc, thanks for saying that *others* could look at your link. I wasn't going to intrude before. It's great. I've never seen it before. I love Don Henley's voice.
Well, kids, I hate to say it, but I'm gettin' all sleepy-eyed. Guess I'd better call it a night. Y'all say nice things about me, let Jug find out the truth on his own. Night night kisses to everyone!
Oh, don't get me wrong, Siouxie. I've read bits and pieces of his work. I even read one of his novels. I completely accept him as the master of horror. I just want to hear about it second hand with all of the gory details left out. It's the same reason I avoid both dramas and horror movies. There's plenty of drama AND horror around. I'd rather escape into the fake idea of happy endings and neatly wrapped up plots.
A few weeks ago I had it in a rental car I had. It certainly made the trip from Columbus to Cincinnati and back tolerable. That's what got me thinking about it
Who, us?
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 09:09 PM
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.His name is Malcolm.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 09:11 PM
Those are neat dogs.
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:14 PM
Yes Auntie. I would have better bio if I asked my 17 ex wives to collaborate.
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:16 PM
Thanks, he's smarter than any dog I've ever been owned by, and a sweetheart. I've been thru a lot of drama recently, and he's an oasis. Okay, both him and the blog!
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 09:18 PM
*flaps in for a moment*
Y'all had to know this was coming.
I, I love the colorful lips I get
And the way my whistle stays so warm and wet
I hear the sound of that gentle buzz
In the mouthpiece of my new Bach Strad trumpet
I’m feeling those good vibrations
My Vibrass has great pulsations
I’m feeling those good vibrations
My Vibrass has great pulsations
Good, good, good, good vibrations
Its small size
Fits right inside my horn
Just my style, my music is reborn
Then I play, win first prize
With Vibrass, my star is on the rise
I’m feeling those good vibrations
My Vibrass has great pulsations
I’m feeling those good vibrations
My Vibrass has great pulsations
I make first chair while my classmates glare
(Ah my my what a sensation)
(Ah my my what elation)
Gotta keep those Vibrass vibrations
A happenin’, yes, sir
Gotta keep those Vibrass vibrations
A happenin’, yes sir
Gotta keep those Vibrass vibrations
A happenin’
Good, good, good, good vibrations…
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 08, 2008 at 09:18 PM
Drama is definitely alleviated by the blog. I speak from experience, too, bali. ((bali))
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 09:19 PM
YAY, Ducky, very nice! Hw's things down your way?
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 09:20 PM
WOO HOO! Duckness!! awesome job as usual!!
*raises BOB in your honor*
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 09:21 PM
That's great. A smart dog is a godsend, and there is something soothing about just sitting and scratching them behind the ears. Sorry for the drama. I know how that goes.
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:21 PM
jug, you can make stuff up for your bio, ya know. Just be funny. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 08, 2008 at 09:21 PM
Yay, Ducky! Again I marvel at your ability to lyric-write the hell out of any topic!
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 09:22 PM
Thanks, Auntie M. Bachatchya!
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 09:22 PM
Good job Ducky. Brian Wilson would be proud, if he wasn't laying in bed
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:22 PM
bali, this group of crazy people have helped me through some tough times as well. Laughter is the ultimate cure.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 09:22 PM
*falls out of chair laughing at Siouxie's visual*
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 09:24 PM
Laughter is not the best medicine. True friends are. And I've made a few through this place. :D
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 09:25 PM
*
flapsapplauds Ducky* You're brilliant and there's no denying it.Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 09:28 PM
heh! sorry, bali ;-P
*puts BOB back into goody drawer*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 09:28 PM
I decided it would be more circumspect if I didn't comment on the visual I had of Siouxie raising BOB :)
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:29 PM
Thanks, y'all. Howdy to everybody! bali and Auntie, LTNS. Siouxie, I'm honored by your tribute.
jugheaded, I don't think we've actually met yet, but I'm glad you've joined us. I just haven't been able to be here much lately. Work and life have seriously interfered with my blog time.
bali, was your weather seesawing all week? We had cold, warm, then really cold and rainy, then back to sunny and warmer today. Crazy.
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 08, 2008 at 09:29 PM
Nice to meet you Ducky
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:30 PM
Ducky--the VA weather was just like that. We went from warm and sunny to crazy cold rainstorm in 3.5 seconds. I went into BJ's to shop for groceries, and came out in a dismal downpour. Weird.
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 09:32 PM
Yeah, Ducky. We got everything 5 minutes before you did. Did you get snow? We were supposed to, but nada. Just 1000 mph winds. *sniff*
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 09:32 PM
Work, Ducky? Oh, how sad. :( ;)
jug - you are wise indeed.
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 09:33 PM
(pssssst, Ducky....jug and I are kind of an item. He likes my dog.)
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 09:34 PM
Ducky, jug is a friend of Stevie's - don't hold that against him though. ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 09:34 PM
How come we missed out on the snow? Oh wait, the Gulf of Mexico. Well, we had a good dusting back in 2004 so I can wait another hundred years till the next blizzard.
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 09:36 PM
bali, no snow for us, either, although Dallas got quite a bit. We just had seriously cold rain and high winds. Brrrr.
Say, you and jug are an item? Does that mean we'll have another blog wedding? Seems I saw that El and igloo were married here recently.
jug is a friend of Stevie's? Does he have pictures?
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 08, 2008 at 09:39 PM
Today I was out running errands, and it was snowing (lightly) with the sun shining at the same time. the weather gods are confused
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:40 PM
blizzard?? snow?? wazzat?? ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 09:40 PM
I should say, since jug is here: jug? Do you have pictures of Stevie?
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 08, 2008 at 09:40 PM
*sigh* Miami folk. Y'all miss out on all the good stuff. Well, except for the hurricanes and you can have 'em. *holding out hope the big one misses us one more year*
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 09:42 PM
Ducky, the only picture I have seen of SW is when he is wearing his tidy whities in the window at Macy's. I failed to save a copy.
Umm Bali, we haven't determined if we are musically compatible yet.
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:43 PM
El and iggy? Geez, I miss everything!!!!
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 09:43 PM
jug, that's a shame. Sounds like that pic would have been a hit here on the blog.
Oh, and you'll love bali. Trust me.
Gotta flap away again for awhile, gang. See y'all later!
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 08, 2008 at 09:46 PM
Ducky, he's sending a pic to Wyo tomorrow. Once we've given him the once-over, I'll think about becoming wife #18. Sounds like a primo gig.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 09:46 PM
truthfully Bali, there haven't been 17 Mrs Jugheads, only 2.5
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:47 PM
Night, Ducky!
Whaddaya mean, musically compatible? You don't own earbuds, Jug?
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 09:49 PM
Doc, I have several relatives in the Houston area, so I'm crossing fingers, eyes and toes right along with you. Hurricane bad.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 09:51 PM
#3 is a midget, jug?
Niters, Ducky!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 09:53 PM
Well I do bali, but you can't wear them dancing. Sheesh
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:53 PM
So, you're currently married, Jug. Nice to see some men still notice before they make a mess. You can still flirt with me, I promise not to pick out the china.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 09:55 PM
Rick, we've dodged a few recently and I like it that way. I'd rather use my spare batteries elsewhere - IYKWIM AITYD
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 09:55 PM
Siouxie--I was thinking he chopped the 3rd one in half, but I'm a little punchy from lack of sleep.
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 09:55 PM
Well she was a foot shorter than me, but it didn't stick. I do have a significant other, so Bali's got her work cut out for her.
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:56 PM
Auntie, Siouxie is the one with the machete, not me.
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 09:59 PM
*snork* @ Auntie! I love how your mind works.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 09:59 PM
Dancing, eh? Well, I was raised Baptist, so if you know your Baptists, you'll understand when I tell you I'm a helluvu dancer out of town .
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 09:59 PM
That explains the affinity for vodka too. "No Reverend Busybody, its water"
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 10:01 PM
Triple simul and I'm in between. I like.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 10:02 PM
LOL, bali. jug, you dance?! *swooooon*
bali, if'n ya decide YOU don't want him....uh, what kinda music didja say ya listen to, jug?
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 10:02 PM
Hey, jug--there's more than one machete in the world, you know. Ask Lorena Bobbit.
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 10:02 PM
You mean "It's water. *hic*"
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Auntie, my sister's name IS Lorena. Coinkidink?? I think not.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Well, hell, Diva, I'm not above sharin'. Done it before, tho it wasn't MY idea.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Did somebody say something about machetes? *ducks for whatever reason* :)
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 10:06 PM
Siouxie--I don't believe in coincidence. That's just frightening!
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 10:07 PM
It varies Diva. I am currently listening to Don Henley, but earlier this evening it was a bunch of old Grammy winners (Mack the Knife, the Girl from Ipanema, Georgia, Papa's got a Brand new bag etc) and coming up shortly is Vince Gill.
And dancing is always a lot of fun. I don;t get why more guys don't do it more often
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 10:07 PM
Umm. Bali? You don't own any guns do you?
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 10:08 PM
Relax, Doc. We're speaking hypothetically here. Unless jug is really a mass wife-murderer. He claims he's not, and he likes to dance, so it's probably okay.
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 10:08 PM
Not anymore, Jug. Not since 'the incident.' heheh.
What?
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 10:10 PM
Oh, wait. He mentioned Mac the Knife...
*ducks with Doc*
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 10:10 PM
Yes, Auntie M, I proposed to igloo on Sadie Hawkins day and he said yes! We had a terrific blog wedding celebration. I'm sorry you missed it. :)
I know we're still married because I said something to him on the blog and he said, and I quote: Yes, Dear. Too funny.
I agree, Siouxie, laughter is the ultimate cure. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 08, 2008 at 10:10 PM
jug, you have EXCELLENT taste in music.
(((((bali))))) You're an awesome lady.
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 10:10 PM
Chill, Rick! I've put the machete away for now. sheesh. Don't make me whack ya!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 10:11 PM
Auntie, listen for the wooshing sound. Duck as soon as ya hear it. Doesn't alway work but I've managed to limp away from it.
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 10:13 PM
*grumble grumble stupid work and illness grumble grumble*
I really need to figure out a way to beat my school's security so I can catch up on the blog at work.
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 10:13 PM
Good advice, Doc. I'm also looking for my helmet and body armor....it's around here somewhere....
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 10:14 PM
*always dangit* Siouxie, I wanna trust ya but I know better. Already have the Kevlar machete gear in place.
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 10:14 PM
So on my iPod I have everything from "One Toke Over The Line" to "Seven Bridges Road" to everything by Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts, and ZZTopp, with absolutely no cameos by Whitney Houston or Celine. How's that?
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 10:15 PM
Restraining order, huh? Those are dmmed inconvenient things
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 10:15 PM
You had me at One Toke Over the Line! Great harmonies, great guitar work.
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 10:17 PM
No restraining order. They haven't found the bod...um, how 'bout them Tigers?
ps thanks, Diva.
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 10:18 PM
Just for Jug.
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 10:19 PM
Hmm...you know what they say--a true friend helps you hide the body!
The Tigers? I like tigers!
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 10:21 PM
*not that everyone else couldn't join in and click the link or anything*
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 08, 2008 at 10:21 PM
Great music, bali!
When I got my new car in December, it came with 3 months of XM radio. I'm thinking of renewing that. I love listening to all my 60's , 70's and 80's music, along with some country and classic rock. WAY cool!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 10:22 PM
Great song, Rick! Auntie I was just thinking that too. My warped mind is a product of Stephen King.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 10:24 PM
snork @ bali's missing body
Thanks Doc. I love that clip
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 10:24 PM
I got a new van in November, and it came with a year of Sirius. It's like crack--the first hit is free. They know you'll be back for more. No commercials is worth whatever they'll charge me!
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 10:25 PM
El, speaking of iggy..where IS your new hubbinin??
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 10:25 PM
I an considering a new car (the coupe is getting long in the tooth) and I think XM may be a must have
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 10:25 PM
Siouxie--I avoid Stephen King. I have enough creepy sh!t in my head. I don't need someone to give me more ammo.
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Exactly, Auntie. I also love the comedy channels. I was listening to Jeff Foxworthy yesterday - 'bout rolled outta the road.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 10:29 PM
I'm driving to New Hampshire this summer, and figure the radio will be worth its weight in gold. The comedy channels are great for longer trips.
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 10:31 PM
jug, it's great. I've heard songs that I haven't listened to in ages. My daughter loves the alternative rock and top 20's on there.
Auntie, to me, he is the master of all things horror. I've been reading him since HS. Meeting him was a dream come true.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 10:32 PM
Siouxie, I don't know where he is. He didn't come home last night. *sobs*
Doc, thanks for saying that *others* could look at your link. I wasn't going to intrude before. It's great. I've never seen it before. I love Don Henley's voice.
Posted by: Eleanor | March 08, 2008 at 10:33 PM
Foxworthy is a very funny man. I love some of his stuff
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 10:33 PM
Well, kids, I hate to say it, but I'm gettin' all sleepy-eyed. Guess I'd better call it a night. Y'all say nice things about me, let Jug find out the truth on his own. Night night kisses to everyone!
Posted by: baligurl | March 08, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Good night Bali. Sweet dreams
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 10:36 PM
Oh, don't get me wrong, Siouxie. I've read bits and pieces of his work. I even read one of his novels. I completely accept him as the master of horror. I just want to hear about it second hand with all of the gory details left out. It's the same reason I avoid both dramas and horror movies. There's plenty of drama AND horror around. I'd rather escape into the fake idea of happy endings and neatly wrapped up plots.
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 10:36 PM
Night, bali! *smooch!*
PS - Seven Bridges Road is my all-time favorite song, I think. You have some good music tastes there, too.
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 10:37 PM
Stephen King is great, but give me a good ol' cozy mystery every time.
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 10:38 PM
A few weeks ago I had it in a rental car I had. It certainly made the trip from Columbus to Cincinnati and back tolerable. That's what got me thinking about it
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 10:38 PM
You ever read any Ian Rankin Diva?
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 10:40 PM
Okay--we're losing an hour tonight and I have to get up in the morning. I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams, everyone!
Posted by: Auntie M | March 08, 2008 at 10:42 PM
I don't think so.... Mysteries?
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Smoochies, Auntie! It was great to spend some time with you. :D Hope all goes well with the musical!
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Scottish mysteries. His characters all have interesting flaws
I'm outta here too. Good night folks
Posted by: jugheaded | March 08, 2008 at 10:49 PM