MUSICAL PRODUCT OF THE MILLENNIUM
Before purchasing, please look up "embouchure."
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March 08, 2008
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Niters, bali & Auntie!! Sweet dreams.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Me too.
*zips out*
Posted by: Eleanor | March 08, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Nite, jug!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Nite, El! Nite John Boy, Nite all!
*sets alarm to DST*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 08, 2008 at 10:55 PM
*puts Ian Rankin on list of must-reads*
I'll let you know what I think, jug. Niters!
Posted by: Diva | March 08, 2008 at 10:58 PM
Dudes, dudettes, and peeps: Lend me your eyes!
Military History of the United States after 1935, depicted as a food fight!
Posted by: boo | March 08, 2008 at 11:10 PM
late to the gate but...
("high hopes")
once there was a lipless band geek
couldn't make his trumpet go 'squeakk'
everyone knows a weak squeak
ain't what the young ladies seek!
but he got vibrass!
he got vibrass!
lips like mike jagger, get a nice lass!
so when your embouchure's weak
get a labial tweak
just remember that geek!
oops there goes another lipless band freak!
Posted by: insomniac | March 09, 2008 at 12:08 AM
*snork* @ insom
Posted by: slyeyes | March 09, 2008 at 01:24 AM
NEW SITE FOR ONLINE TV AND MOST POPULAR TV SERIES:
http://stafex.net
Posted by: http://stafex.net | March 09, 2008 at 07:10 AM
insom understands which lips would most appreciate this most important device.
*hmmm, wonders if recent Vibrass purchase qualifies as a medical deduction on 2008 income tax*
Posted by: Texgal | March 09, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Whoo, insom!!
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote | March 09, 2008 at 10:59 AM
Lol insom and ducky!
Posted by: SW | March 09, 2008 at 12:35 PM