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Now they want to take away our precious nipple rings.
(Thanks to sjhaller and of course Siouxie and -- Surprise! -- DavCat. Also Cheryl Howard.)
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Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 28, 2008 at 09:53 AM
No. Being the man she is, Gloria Allred knows nothing about tata's.
Posted by: lil rascal | March 28, 2008 at 09:54 AM
I used to have to tell airport security that I had a belly button ring and sometimes even showed it, cuz it would always beep as I walked through.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2008 at 09:54 AM
Well, maybe not 'weapons' per se . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 28, 2008 at 09:55 AM
I hope Janet Jackson is paying attention to this.
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 28, 2008 at 09:56 AM
The only thing worse than a story concerning Miss Allred suing someone over pfffft! is Barbara Boxer off her medication in front of a microphone. Really, a supersoaker filled with gas and butane tourch. What?
Posted by: lil rascal | March 28, 2008 at 09:57 AM
Two words that should never appear in the same sentence: nipples and pliers.
Posted by: fivver | March 28, 2008 at 09:59 AM
Three words that should never appear in any sentence. Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer and Gloria Allred. And Schwarzeneboxer's wife, boneface Nelson.
Posted by: lil rascal | March 28, 2008 at 10:03 AM
You get what you pay for.
Posted by: diane | March 28, 2008 at 10:05 AM
What's wrong with making nipples ring?
*Listens carefully*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Something like this would at least get it over with quicker...
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 28, 2008 at 10:12 AM
I just don't see the appeal of nipple-piercing.
(*Cringes and cups her own breasts*)
Posted by: snif | March 28, 2008 at 10:12 AM
ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
*So glad to be flying next week...*
Posted by: Cat R | March 28, 2008 at 10:51 AM
snif, trust me on this. the initial piercing HURTS LIKE HE!!. after that, not so much. i've been pulled to the side because my piercings set off the metal detectors, but only at some airports. i'm not sure why the pliers were involved because the rings do come out fairly easily. and if someone came after my nipple rings with a pair of pliers, i'm sure that they would have to send for a doctor to remove said pliers from their nether regions. that is all.
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 28, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Video Update
Key quote from Gloria Allred: "The last time I checked, a nipple was not a dangerous weapon." ---SNORK
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | March 28, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Why pliers? Wasn't one of these handy?
Posted by: fivver | March 28, 2008 at 12:12 PM
"Ladies and gentlemen, would you welcome please----DANGEROUS NIPPLES!!"
Posted by: morty | March 28, 2008 at 12:27 PM
ouchie, fivver!! lol
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2008 at 12:41 PM
fivver, that looks almost like what they use to insert the rings the first time. and yes, ouchie, Siouxie.
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 28, 2008 at 12:51 PM
You could take an eye out with one of those!
Posted by: JEC666 | March 28, 2008 at 03:51 PM
Do people wearing Middle Eastern attire even HAVE nipples? Has anyone checked??? *slapping herself for obvious racist comment*
Posted by: eilbeback | March 29, 2008 at 09:17 AM