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March 31, 2008


To attract readers to a story, use an attention-getting headline.

(Thanks to Justin Barber)


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as bad as using big boobs to advertise sub-standard chicken wings. whatever works.


If the headline was about the Queen's knickers, I doubt it would be posted here.

That's why there'll always be an England.

Sadly, there won't always be an Elle Macpherson.

OMG, The Queen mother died! oh, years ago. Yay Elle!

Somehow that headline just doesn't seem to describe the former queen mother. Although, I suppose George VI disagreed.

I'm sure that made perfect sense in the Queen's English. *eyeroll*
wickedwitch - you are, sadly, quite right.

Elon - I heard George VI wore some glammy knickers, IYKWIM.

Let's see if I understand this correctly...
The Queen Mum died wearing her frillies while running a marathon and had a 25-pound cannon.

News England Dyslexic Headlines Wave of ! Hits

Well yes DPC, bt before that, she chased a steeple.

Ok, I guess this was their almanac column, or as the Sun-Times put it earlier this month, their almanec column. (The CST also mentioned the Wisconson basketball game.)

I think we can agree that "75 portable loos" WBAGNFARB.

I'm confused (not unusual). Elle McPherson, an Australian supermodel, was the Queen Mother and died wearing frilly knickers.

I like seeing Elle in frilly knickers Mot. I don't see what the problem is.

No, you've got it all wrong. Apparently the Queen Mum died while wearing knickers and Elle was chasing a steeple with a cannon and foil blankets. The portable loos are irrelevant to the story.

Wonder if everybody from there goes around sounding like the Beatles?

I'm also confuzzled. If heads were turning, wouldn't they need to call an exorcist. After he was done with that cat in the house?

Just wonderin', is all . . .

Makes Dave proud to be a journalist!

OT - Happy Opening Day - the Royals are already losing. :)
We now return you to your previously scheduled British solecisms, already in progress.

Looks like someone was just trying to see what he could get away with while his editor was away. Much akin to judi posting lovely male nudies while Dave is on vacation.

Lizzy - shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I mean, if she were to do that.

Which she has never done repeatedly, nor plans to in the near future.

I have never seen nekkid guys anything inappropriate while Dave's away.

(psssst, judi, was that OK?)

Dave, the ladies were just wondering if you had any vacation time coming up in the near future?

Don't worry, Dave. We're taking up a collection to send you somewhere real soon.

75 portable loos served the big parade
With a hundred and ten patrons close at hand
They were waiting in rows and rows for their final chance to potty
Sanitizer cream for every hand

75 portable loos caught the morning sun
With a hundred and ten tushies right in line
There were more than a thousand kids waiting to make some skids,
There were "horns" of every shape and kind!

*^5 snork* @ Diva's parody!

*Toot!snork* @ The Diva.

Seaking of irony (they are, up there in the next thread^^^), I like this little link at the bottom of the story: Keep up to date with the news. Sign up for News Alerts

*p's into above post*


*sends Meanie some Depends™*

Skip to my loos!

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