IMAGINE THE TALENT COMPETITION

Key Quote: "She isn't married yet, this one," he said. "She's still a virgin."

(Thanks to jon harris)

Comments

[Siouxie]

I bet they do a spittin' competition.

[Peter M]

Is Wednesday Hump Day in Saudi Arabia?

[Diva]

Get a load of the humps on THAT one!

[Wench Lizzy]

My humps, my humps, my lovely camel humps.

[Siouxie]

The fur is trimmed so it's short and clean, just like a girl going to a party.

Yep, just like me.

whut?

[crossgirl]

The fur is trimmed so it's short and clean, just like a girl going to a party.

party of two?

[insomniac]

but would they walk a mile for one? (geezer alert)

[ellie]

Perhaps they should be rethinking the whole seperating the sexes thing- it seems to have the (un?)intended consequence of promoting beastiality. Just throwin' an idea out there...

[CJrun]

This is no longer legal in the Netherlands.

(STFUandGBTWCJ....ok)

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

I dunno, I think I saw Joe hanging around . . .

[Siouxie]

*snork* psychic simul with cg!

I'm sure they will, insom

Where's the geezer bus??? ===~~

[Texgal]

["You can go out for the day, two or three hours out of Riyadh, have lunch, play with the camels, have tea, say the sunset prayer in the desert. Camels are a gentleman's pastime and this is how a gentleman entertains his friends.]

Dromedary foreplay???

[jon]

"Mr Shammari grabbed his favourite camel's neck and kissed the beast on the mouth."

The beast then asked for Listerine!

[Lairbo]

I wonder how many of them will sing "Midnight at the Oasis"?

[Wanders toward geezer bus with lusty thoughts of Maria Muldaur dancing in this addled head...]

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

I don't know, I think I saw this dude hanging around with her . . .

[Annie Where-but-here]

Nice toes, though.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Oops, didn't know the first one posted . . .

[Siouxie]

*ewwwsnork* @ Annie!

[circuit7]

This is why we haven't found Bin Laden yet... he's masquerading as a camel...

[Diva]

Siouxie and cg - you'd think the camels were from somewhere...oh, maybe south of the border from here?

[Diva]

Public displays of affection between men and women are rigidly policed by the feared officials of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice but in the camel bazaars anything goes.

Truly a bizarre bazaar.

[Diva]

Oh, there are SO MANY key quotes in here:

"They let you stroke them and pet them," he said. But only if you buy them dinner first!

[JEC666]

Hey when they promised me 72 virgins...

[Texgal]

*dromedary snorks* @ jon, lairbo, and 666!

[Steve Haller]

"Posted in Walter"...?

Dave, you're not encouraging hanky-panky between camels and walruses, are you? Was that other walrus doing a mating dance, then ??

[gjd]

There are so many things wrong here... Next thing you know, the camels will have to wear burkas.

[Ewww]

Siouxie, that's the first time I ever saw a guy with camel toe...

thanks for ruining my lunch LOL

[Siouxie]

You're welcome ;-)

Disturbing, isn't it??

[Texgal]

Sioux, like I said a few days ago, spandex ain't for every body!

*pours extra strength eye bleach into both eyes*

[OtheU(manity)]

thot-provokin' quote: When you get to know the camels, you feel love for them. ... They let you stroke them and pet them ...

Reminds me of that old joke ... but this is a family-type blog, so ... nevermind ...

[Texgal]

"Reminds me of that old joke ... but this is a family-type blog, so ... nevermind ..."

WTF???? I must be in a parallel universe Dave Barry blog.

Hey you guys, who took the DeLorean?

[Doc Rick]

It's out being detailed Tex. Probably the teenagers taking it for a "test drive" or something.

[Texgal, aka udderly slutty]

Ok, Doc. Just so I'm able to get back to the 'real world' blog where I can be my usual pristine virginal thought self.

[padraig]

The camel joke I remember had to do with the new Foreign Legionnaire passing his first Saturday night with the veterans. They all get liquored up, then BANG all the veterans swarm the camel corral and start having their way with the camels. The newbie is aghast, and all the vets tell him, "Just wait, a few more weeks out in the desert and you'll be right here with us."

So more and more weeks pass, no leave, no visitors. The newbie is getting desperate, and after watching the vets race to the corral one more time, he gives up and runs to the corral and grabs a camel and commences to whale away. Suddenly he realizes all the vets are pointing at him and laughing. "Why?", he asks, "You're all doing the same thing!"

"Yeah, but you got the ugly one!"

[Mot the Hoople]

The reason camels are called ships of the desert is because they're normally full of arab semen.

[Johnny Ancich]

Speaking of camels...
http://pastexpiry.blogspot.com/2010/01/cartoon-camel-parking.html