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March 31, 2008

CELLMATE FROM HELL

A Mexican town has jailed a bull.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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But will he be hung like a bull?

a bull in a wooden shop?

Mot, he best be praying NOT. (iykwim aityd)

It's a set up - I'm innocent!

*SNORK* @ Ferdinand and Mot!

So that's what happened to the bull market.

And now all the bestial perverts in town are clamoring to be put in jail ... !

But now they are just going to have more bull$h!t on their hands.

That's what happens if you're a bull(y).

"You have the right to remain silent..."

A mooooo-ving piece of news...

Reminds me of Nestor from Everybody Loves Raymond.

A spokesman from the bull's law firm, Scheister & Scheister, stated that their client would not accept a plea deal offered by the DA. He characterized the allegations against the bull as a bunch of horse[bleep], and that his client would not be cowed into making a deal. The DA, who was attending a barbecue, could not be reached for commment.

"What a gullibull...what a nincowpoop..."

The dog owner (at the end of the story) wuz find nine pounds (British money)? ? ?

I thot they used pesos in Mexico ... merely ... bemildred ...

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