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"You don't bring me flotsam, anymooore."
Posted by: Punkin | March 27, 2008 at 10:16 AM
Waving your flotsam...isn't that illegal in some states??
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 10:17 AM
Hi SIOUXIE!!!!
((((HUGS))))
Guess what!? The last pile of snow on my front lawn melted this morning!!!!!!! Whoo hoo!
Posted by: Punkin | March 27, 2008 at 10:20 AM
Thrashing Dolphins WBAcompletelyfittingNFARB.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | March 27, 2008 at 10:20 AM
Glad the article clarified WHERE it was being carried.
Posted by: Texgal | March 27, 2008 at 10:21 AM
Just be sure to conceal your jetsam.
Posted by: Katie in FL | March 27, 2008 at 10:22 AM
Punkin- LOL I bet Barbra could add in some dolphin sounds.
Posted by: Katie in FL | March 27, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Hi Punkin!! ((((((((Hugsssssssss back)))))))))
YAY for Global Warming!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Just as men can use fast cars or showy clothes to impress the ladies...
'Showy clothes'? Who wrote this, Bigfoot?
And what if you're only packin' jetsam? Can you flaunt that?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 10:24 AM
What, no *waves flotsam at Hammie* from Siouxie??
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 27, 2008 at 10:27 AM
Steve, I was going to ..when he got here ;-)
Now you've gone and ruined my surprise!! *pouts*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 10:29 AM
I thought the Dolphins were flotsam? Wait, the story was about the animal and not the football team. My apologies to Flipper for the insult.
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 27, 2008 at 10:31 AM
No, I just wear showy clothes because I like them . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 27, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Well gee I'm sorry Siouxie, I didn't do it on porpoise ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 27, 2008 at 10:36 AM
*SMACKS* Rick!!!
*catches Steve on the rebound*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Yeah, THEY get written up in a scientific journal. I just get a restraining order.
Posted by: fivver | March 27, 2008 at 10:45 AM
*snorkles* to fivver and Steve.
Perhaps Flipper could use a wet dream catcher.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 10:50 AM
*snork* @ wet dream catcher link
Posted by: Texgal | March 27, 2008 at 10:52 AM
I must say...that's a pretty long flotsam he's waving.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 10:52 AM
I like his flotsam, too. Nice technique.
MKJ - your flashy clothes are back from the dry cleaners.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 10:53 AM
I'd say these are researchers with waaaaaay too much time on their hands. Or horny guys looking for new pickup techniques.
Posted by: Eleanor | March 27, 2008 at 11:01 AM
El - they're
nerdsscientists, so both of your theories are correct.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 11:09 AM
the large roll of cash usually works better than a mouth full of flotsam, for me anyways.
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 27, 2008 at 11:15 AM
ww, you trollop.
Let's party.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2008 at 11:27 AM
Heck, the last time I waved some flotsam to attract a girl, her father and brother chased me half-way across town.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | March 27, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Just as men can use fast cars or showy clothes to impress the ladies...
oh yeah and gold chains. they love that.
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 27, 2008 at 11:33 AM
LMAO @ thought of Mot waving his flotsam.
Posted by: Texgal | March 27, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Anybody notice that these researchers are Scottish? Also, the last guy who waved his flotsam at megot popped right in the jetsam!
Posted by: SpamLamb | March 27, 2008 at 11:56 AM
Great, now besides everything else I have "flotsam envy" to worry about?
I wonder if dolphins with small flotsam drive Porsches.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 27, 2008 at 12:59 PM
or Vettes, Layzee.
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 27, 2008 at 01:23 PM
Rock out with your flotsam out!
Posted by: Jeff Tompkins | March 27, 2008 at 02:08 PM
If I could put my flotsam in my mouth, I'd never leave the house...........
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 27, 2008 at 06:54 PM
LMAO Jazzzzzzzie!!!!
Your wife wouldn't let you ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2008 at 07:21 PM