AN ALMOST FOOLPROOF PLAN
But she can kiss good-bye her hopes of being Mom of the Year.
(Thanks to jon harris, whose fault it is if this has already been blogged. Right?)
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March 28, 2008
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"Hey mom! You remember when . . . "
"Shut up."
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 28, 2008 at 03:46 PM
We know Judi's never wrong, so...
Posted by: jon | March 28, 2008 at 03:46 PM
I can't read her name without saying *SNORK
But then again, I'm juvenile like that.
Posted by: Pinky | March 28, 2008 at 03:47 PM
I Wounder if baby face nelson started this way
Posted by: mark | March 28, 2008 at 03:47 PM
All she was trying to do was teach her baby the family business.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | March 28, 2008 at 03:48 PM
I think she probably did little Junior the biggest favor of his life. Or Juniorette. I forget which one it was.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | March 28, 2008 at 03:49 PM
[Dials]
Hello, Stacy? Can you babysit tonight? No? Alright, thanks. [Click]
[Dials]
Hello, Sandy? Are you able to babysit for a couple of hours tonight? Really? Shucks. OK. [Click]
[Dials]
Hi, is Kelly there? [Waits] Kelly? It's Sarah. Can you .......
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2008 at 03:51 PM
Well, getting a sitter on a weeknight is damn near impossible.
Maybe she's a distant relation of Jacques Tits. He could probably think up a swell jailbreak plan for her.
Posted by: Lairbo | March 28, 2008 at 03:52 PM
Was it 'bring your kid to a felony' day?
Posted by: Texgal | March 28, 2008 at 03:59 PM
She's a mom? She looks about 14. How sad is that?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2008 at 03:59 PM
*SNORK!*@ Tex.
Off to the home state. Cheers, all!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2008 at 04:00 PM
On one of those "Most Daring" or "Most Shocking" or one of those interchangeable shows they play endlessly on
Court TVTruTV, they recently showed footage of a bandit who took his little boy along with him while he held up some convenience store -- looked to be maybe 5 or 6 years old -- and the poor kid almost got knocked over in the struggle. I can only imagine what the boy told Mommy when they got home ...Posted by: Steve Haller | March 28, 2008 at 04:05 PM
Steve, sure, but you can bet he got a good grade in 'show & tell.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2008 at 04:17 PM
I wuz sorta thinkin' along those lines, MtB ... and I'd also venture to guess that the Day Care wuz fully booked ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | March 28, 2008 at 04:48 PM
Mark - no but Billy the Kid did.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2008 at 06:26 PM
The family that preys together...
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 29, 2008 at 09:57 AM
...slays together.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 29, 2008 at 01:17 PM
Of course, if she'd left the kid at home alone, or in the car, she'd get in trouble for it, too. You just can't please everyone . . .
Posted by: me | March 30, 2008 at 03:40 PM