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March 30, 2008

ADVISORY TO AIR TRAVELERS USING HEATHROW AIRPORT

You might want to consider an alternative, such as shooting yourself.

(Thanks to DavCat)

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First to say that sounds much less painful than flying.

Hello? Is this thing on?

"Nightmare @Heathrow" good name for an airport horror film.

12 tons of dirty laundry just fermenting in there....

I can't believe they found the will to go on.

What's the big deal? When you reach your destination, just go shopping for new stuff! Yay for shopping!!!

Oooooohhh! Good plan, Annie! You even get new luggage. Of course, if you saw my Cozumel trip report, you will see that another good way to get new stuff is to have Mr. ddd run over your suitcase with our car.

How will they ever find the bag with the rattlesnake inside in time ??

Boy, don't Monty Python look like prophets now! (May not be safe for work if your boss has a rod up his/her butt)

ddd - thanks for the tip!

Looks like the right week to quit Heathrow.

They hired the guys that did the Denver airport for this, didn't they.

Those schoolchildren are trying to go to San Francisco to go skiing? I think they're in more trouble than they realize.

LOL, Meanie...classic cinema.

reminds me of the old joke...

A passsenger piled his cases on the scale at an airline counter in New York and said to the ticket agent: "I'm flying to Los Angeles. I want the square case to go to Denver and the two round ones to go to Seattle."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we can't do that," said the ticket agent.

"Why not? You did it the last time!"

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