THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using SpongeBob.

(Thanks to DavCat)

Comments

[Punkin]

Yikes! Have you ever been to Yarmouth in the winter? There is NOTHING to do. I suspect there may be a mini population explosion come September!

Oh, and I despise Sponge Bob.

There, I said it.

I feel so much better.

[Lairbo]

It made everybody in Yarmouth feel "crabby."

[Not my Usual Alias]

We lost a mylar balloon in our church's sanctuary once. It was the most unique Communion service ever as several people almost dropped trays that were being passed down the aisles.

The balloon ended up in a spot near the roof where it sat for more than a month. Finally, one of the teenagers with a BB gun was enlisted to Eliminate the Balloon With Extreme Prejudice.

[gjd]

OOOOOOOH! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

(everybody now!)

Floats up on mylar! Cuts off power, you see?

[ellie]

Who lives in a mylar balloon
up in a tree?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Conductive and yellow and dangerous is he.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!

[Braniff77]

Mr. Krabs will be extra crabby today.

[pogo]

I can tell who among us has children at home.

[Meanie the Blue]

Beware the powerful and deadly Squirrel/Crab Axis!

[oneblankspace]

He was just trying to get the Coke away from Stewie and Underdog before Charlie Brown showed up.

[Siouxie]

YAY! I know NOTHING about SpongeBob!!

[pogo]

I never liked Sponge Bob until I heard the guy who does the voice interviewed on Fresh Air. He's a hoot!

[Layzeeboy]

Sponge Bob Square-D Pants.

* this line is a lot funnier if you know that Square-D is the most common brand of electrical panel boxes. Go ahead, check yours out. Sigh.*

[Cheryl Howard]

snork @ layzee!

But then I have a 200 amp square D.

[Coconuts]

Once had a motion detector in house trip due to mylar balloon. When furnace came on, air in ceiling vents caused balloon to move in front of motion detector and alarm came on. We weren't home, police were called. Made note to self.....no more balloons!

[Layzeeboy]

200 amps, Cheryl? Wow, that's more like a Binford.

Coco, same thing happened to me in my office.

Bookkeeper gets flowers from hubby for birthday with attached mylar baloon;

A/C switches on during the night;

Motion detector summons police;

Layzeeboy rushes to office to meet said police;

Layzeeboy successfully talks his way out of a fine for false alarm.

[Cheryl Howard]

*insert Simian grunt*

When we added a hot H20 on demand system, we underestimated the 80 amp draw it would well--demand. So every time you turned on the hot water, the lights dimmed. So we upgraded. Well, for the most part--its an old barge of a house so in some sections we still have the old knob and tube. Which necessitates me knowing knowing far more than I ever wanted to know about 1918 construction practices.

[Layzeeboy]

Cheryl, I still have some knob and tube in a house I own, too. (Knob and tube always struck me as something dirty, in a pre-pubescent adolescent sort of giggly way).

[Cheryl Howard]

Its hasn't missed my attention that most plumbing parts are referred to as "male" or "female". So simple even a guy can figure it out. ;-)