SOCIAL NOTES FROM ENGLAND
Groom shot in groin at wedding
(Thanks to DavCat)
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February 21, 2008
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Extreme foreplay in action?
Posted by: Texgal | February 21, 2008 at 08:04 AM
This was OK, because the bride was "...on a break...." from the groom when she took up with the assailant.
Posted by: CJrun | February 21, 2008 at 08:20 AM
Jack Bauer's in England?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 21, 2008 at 08:23 AM
Shoot now or forever hold your piece.
Posted by: SW | February 21, 2008 at 08:26 AM
Are cockfights illegal across the pond?
Posted by: Texgal | February 21, 2008 at 08:26 AM
The first intruder, in a balaclava
Nice to see the IRA guys found something to do after Peace Was Declared in Ulster.
Posted by: wiredog | February 21, 2008 at 08:27 AM
Bride: I told you my family hates butter cream! But you wouldn't listen....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 21, 2008 at 08:35 AM
The first intruder in a balaclava
I guess he was going for some kind of a record.
Posted by: SW | February 21, 2008 at 08:38 AM
I love baklava!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 21, 2008 at 08:45 AM
How would you convince other people to go along with this idea?
Posted by: MrBill | February 21, 2008 at 08:54 AM
Let them wear a really cool balaclava.
Posted by: SW | February 21, 2008 at 09:18 AM
I love to eat baklava while listening to the balalaika.
Posted by: SW | February 21, 2008 at 09:22 AM
"..wedding tackle."
How delicate.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 21, 2008 at 09:25 AM
Yup, Cheesy. Much more refined than "nads attack."
Posted by: Texgal | February 21, 2008 at 09:36 AM
You prefer "rod and reel?"
Posted by: SW | February 21, 2008 at 09:40 AM
SW, I prefer eating jambalaya in Alabama.
Posted by: B@rak Ob@ma | February 21, 2008 at 09:42 AM
Depends on the fisherman . . .
Posted by: Texgal | February 21, 2008 at 09:51 AM
So, did she take him back? I mean after a loving display like that. What woman can resist a man who comes and shoots up her wedding?
Posted by: KOW | February 21, 2008 at 10:21 AM
nipped to the toilet
Thank God we won there war. I'd never want to speak that language.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 21, 2008 at 10:50 AM
Could somebody help me and remove the re from my above comment?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 21, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Hold still. This won't hurt a bit.
*** "re" extraction ***
OK, you're good to go. Take it easy on the painkillers, 'kay?
Posted by: Cat R. | February 21, 2008 at 10:55 AM
Wow. British Justice is quick! Read the rest of the article, They're already on trial.
Posted by: chuck | February 21, 2008 at 10:59 AM
Well dam, if she doesn't love him now, after threatening her and her family and shooting her husband, she never will! What is wrong with her?
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 21, 2008 at 11:05 AM
Much better than nipped in the nads.
Posted by: Texgal | February 21, 2008 at 11:18 AM
My only surprise is that this did not happen in Cut and Shoot, Texas. Those folks know how to party.
Posted by: Texgal | February 21, 2008 at 11:21 AM
Dear Abby,
An ex-beau came to my wedding and shot my groom. My question is, do I have to return the gifts?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 21, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Dear Annie Where-butt-here,
Only the ones without blood stains.
Posted by: Abby | February 21, 2008 at 12:06 PM
But... they "were on a break"!
Posted by: jon | February 21, 2008 at 02:12 PM
Dear Abby - thanks for adding that crucial 't' to the middle of my name. Luv ya, too, toots. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 21, 2008 at 03:23 PM
"...attempted murder, robbery and an alternative charge of GBH."
GBH? Gratuitous Ball Hit? Gross Ballistic Hijinks?
Posted by: Brainy Jello | February 21, 2008 at 05:36 PM
In a side note, the French surrendered.
Posted by: BA | February 21, 2008 at 09:22 PM
hi guys The war scare seems to be going off a little, and we are for the moment taking an interest in American news. Last night all the evening papers appeared with great lines on their plecards, "The new President of America.Hull House, Toynbee Hall, Social Settlements, number of residents, Present number, Number of non-resident, Settlement Movement, York Settlements, University Settlement, non-resident workers, Stanton Coit, kindergarten, Graham Taylor, Former head residents.
Rocky
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Posted by: avnish | July 28, 2008 at 07:30 AM