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February 12, 2008

FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT AFFIRMED

In a legal breakthrough, a court in Stockholm has ruled that Swedish lesbians cannot be stopped from buying puppies.

(Thanks to sjhaller)

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Where else but Sweden would you find an Ombudsman against Discrimination on Grounds of Sexual Orientation?

Hey, *I'd* rather see a photo of a Swedish lady *too*, but better *this* awwww moment than those worms...

Let's hear it for the "Ls".

Another victory!

When asked for a comment on the ruling, the puppy involved, who would only respond on condition of anonymity, said: "Bitchin'!"

muttergrumblebastardsareeverywheregrumblemutter

One wonders about the gender of the puppy.

NTTAWWT, of course.

Appalling.

Yesterday, at the restaurant, a group of businessmen were seated at one of my Goy friend's tables. When he greeted them, the guest requested a manager, and then told the manager that he needed someone else to wait on him. Someone "straight."

What meanie said. Only with a whole lot more profanity, and all exclamation points.

Did he think the waiter was going to have sex with his food?

Goy?

The puppyless lesbian reported the case to HomO, the Swedish Ombudsman against Discrimination on Grounds of Sexual Orientation

That's the best acronym they could come up with?

Well, Angel, Swedish Ombudsman Discrimination On Multisexual Independence was already taken.

Girl + Boy = Goy, SW.

And I don't know what he thought, Eileen. Perhaps that is the point, that "guest" is incapable of rational, much less compassionate or polite, thought.

I have never tampered with or altered a meal, but the temptation was overwhelming to give him something "special."

Med - just to be clear, I was grumbling at the "terrorist" mistake I made in my name, not at puppy-loving lesbians. You're right, that guest in your restaurant was a bastage.

"Girl + Boy = Goy, SW."

That's a new one on me. In a manner of speaking.

silly me, i thought this was going to be an article about breast augmentation.

Med, what an asshole! I'd have spit on his food ;-)

And that folks, is why I will never be a server.

Med - your term is a new one to me too. Here's what it has meant for ages.

Yes, meanie, as in this shameless act of self-promotion:

Oy what a night
Late December back in '62
Lousy fit on my bar mitzvah suit
I remember, what a night

Oy what a night
The rabbi didn't even know my name
All those Hebrew letters looked the same
My bar mitzvah, what a night

Oh I
I got a queasy feeling as I walked
In the shul
And I
Knew I was about to play the fool

Oy what a night!
Uncle Manny had too much to drink
Didn't he care what would the goyim think?
My bar mitzvah, what a night

I felt a blush as I stumbled through the Torah
Fell on my butt again while tryin' to dance the hora
What a night!
Oy, what a night
Oy, what a night
Oy, what a night!

LOL, SW.

"We" have our own language, in the rest. biz. Meanie, your grumble was much nicer than the words that were coming to mind, so I borrowed it. ;-)

LOL Stevie...

Such a SNORK.

Hasn't ANYBODY seen Jersey Boys, or is planning to?

um...one of these days, when it comes to Miami. I'd love to. I'm going to NYC this weekend but I'm gonna see Young Frankenstein and In the Heights.

Lol, SW has been pimping Jersey Boys to everyone...

we are still allowed to say 'pimp', aren't we?

I think it's the Japanese that need to be prohibited from buying puppies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGjG-B200IU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQHzGnmRwnk

Oh no. Does this mean we're going to have packs of lesbian, Swedish dogs running around the neaighbourhood? How will we ever know? Sunumabidge.

A late lol for the zipster...yeah, you can say 'pimp' here. Just don't let you-know-who hear you.

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