BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT, THAT'S WHY
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February 11, 2008
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South Beach runaways! That's a lot of skin to expose to frostbite.
Posted by: daisymae | February 11, 2008 at 09:34 AM
Maybe they'll catch that jellyfish.
*eyeroll*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 11, 2008 at 09:35 AM
Yep. Women are insane. Thanks Dave for the Monday Morning Reminder.
Posted by: Meditrina | February 11, 2008 at 09:41 AM
*picks Annie's eyes off the floor*
Posted by: Siouxie "Killer" Cruz | February 11, 2008 at 09:43 AM
What boobs!
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | February 11, 2008 at 09:43 AM
Well that should set off your tip-up.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 11, 2008 at 09:45 AM
Women in bikinis in the snow, sure, no problem but "Everybody say 'Otter!'" WTFBBQ?
Posted by: Lairbo | February 11, 2008 at 10:02 AM
Ladies and Gents...give it up for "The Frozen Nipples"!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 11, 2008 at 10:08 AM
It was a little nipply out there, Siouxie.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | February 11, 2008 at 10:13 AM
Women in bikinis using giant drills? That augurs well for the future of this country.
Posted by: 9 | February 11, 2008 at 10:28 AM
Hey, I'll bite.....
Posted by: Meanie the Bluefish | February 11, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Meanie, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 11, 2008 at 10:59 AM
"are you catching anything?"
a) "frostbite, in all protuberant areas!"
b) "i'm catching on this isn't for sports illustrated."
c) "i'm catching a man, honey, what with my bodacious bod, ability to stand freezing temperatures, and possibly provide food in a national emergency, i rate about a '12' on the darwinian fitness scale for a mate! what's more,i can talked into about anything!"
Posted by: insomniac | February 11, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Lol, bethie.
Who needs TV writers? Give me this over 24 anyday.
Posted by: SW | February 11, 2008 at 11:34 AM
What are they using for bait?
Posted by: SW | February 11, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Stevie, the dangly bits??
ouchie
Posted by: Siouxie | February 11, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Darn, all the good jokes seem to have been taken.
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