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Only if it's deep-fried in bacon fat. Otherwise, I'll only give you 1.74 Euro for it.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 29, 2008 at 02:18 PM
The only way this could be more disgusting is if it were a drink.
Posted by: Katie in FL | January 29, 2008 at 02:18 PM
The Fruhstuck looks good, too. More expensive, though.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 29, 2008 at 02:19 PM
can i get fries with that?
Posted by: crossgirl | January 29, 2008 at 02:21 PM
What?? no bacon??? sheesh!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2008 at 02:22 PM
Lolcats sai 'nuther reesn to com when kanopnr is heared.
*sorry
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | January 29, 2008 at 02:23 PM
The "suppen" looks like pink vomit.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2008 at 02:23 PM
*Retching über alles*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2008 at 02:27 PM
Can has cheeseburger?
Posted by: Leetie | January 29, 2008 at 02:27 PM
Can has Taco?
*waves @ Leetie*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2008 at 02:28 PM
I said hold the pickle.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | January 29, 2008 at 02:30 PM
thanks Baron, i was just thinking of lolcats when i saw the headline.
Posted by: wickedwitch | January 29, 2008 at 02:31 PM
*waves at Meanie*
*due to technical difficulties (one guess), hold the Tacos*
Posted by: Leetie | January 29, 2008 at 02:32 PM
That's almost as wrong as Twinkie-flavored lip balm...
Posted by: The Former Idealist | January 29, 2008 at 02:35 PM
Did somebody ask for a drink?
Posted by: Leetie | January 29, 2008 at 02:39 PM
Leetie - I'm holding you responsible for the upholstery cleaning of the couch I just retched on.
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 29, 2008 at 02:42 PM
Um .... drummer?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2008 at 02:43 PM
*DING!*
Posted by: Leetie | January 29, 2008 at 02:44 PM
Fine cuisine like that needs the proper beverage to accompany it: http://www.trekking-mahlzeiten.de/trekking-mahlzeiten-online-shop/produkte/Getraenkepulver_547.html
Posted by: Corey Smith | January 29, 2008 at 02:45 PM
Better than Cheeseburger with Parasites....
credit to Bob Rivers @ http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/tunes.asp?Var=C
This geezer still on bus when it comes to linkeys.
Posted by: Coconuts | January 29, 2008 at 02:47 PM
Sorry that my link is incomplete. I can't seem to insert a hyperlink with this browser. The link was to a pouch of wine that was on the same website.
Posted by: Corey Smith | January 29, 2008 at 02:47 PM
In a can? Wouldn't it get soogy and stuff?
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | January 29, 2008 at 02:49 PM
*SNORK!@ "Swiney goodness"*
(See Leetie's link)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2008 at 02:51 PM
Woo hoo I think it worked
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Posted by: Coconuts | January 29, 2008 at 02:51 PM
I dunno - looking at the nutrition information, (and relying only on my high school German translation) I believe it will hydrate one's colon approximately 21.8%.
Posted by: Esther | January 29, 2008 at 02:53 PM
Duh.....remedial geezerness..
Cheeseburger with Parasites
Posted by: Coconuts | January 29, 2008 at 02:54 PM
Meanie - you can quit holding your pickle now.
Meanie?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2008 at 03:43 PM
The things people are prepared to put inside their bodies never ceases to amaze me.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 29, 2008 at 03:49 PM
Just following Cheryl's request, Annie, but thanks - I was starting to turn blue.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2008 at 03:49 PM
Holy sweet gherkin!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2008 at 03:53 PM
More like cheeseburger ON your can.
Posted by: Lizardbreath | January 29, 2008 at 03:53 PM
Meanie, she said hold it not choke it. Just sayin'
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2008 at 03:54 PM
You always hurt the one you love, Sioux.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2008 at 03:59 PM
Clarification for Meanie: I meant hold the pickling.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | January 29, 2008 at 04:08 PM
He's a dilly, isn't he?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2008 at 04:19 PM
Sending this site through Google's translator service, one comes up with the word "Big" in the nutrition information. Right under Protein. I do not want to know what "Big" means.
And there ain't no way that burger is going to look like what's in the picture after being in a can.
Posted by: Schadeboy | January 29, 2008 at 04:19 PM
No problem, Cheryl. It
needed the attention. was time well spent.Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2008 at 04:20 PM
Aw, darn.
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Posted by: oneblankspace | January 29, 2008 at 04:59 PM
This "research team" never ceases to amaze me. We went from witty political banter with our candidate to horrible ideas in food consumption techniques. Of course I blame the French for it sense the Germans are apparently to lazy to invade this week thus the aforementioned scary food.
Posted by: Doc Rick | January 29, 2008 at 05:04 PM
*"because" instead of "sense". apparently my inner-redneck has kicked in for the afternoon.*
Posted by: Doc Rick | January 29, 2008 at 05:06 PM
Served in fine hospitals across Europe!
or not...
Posted by: Circuit7 | January 29, 2008 at 05:14 PM
Um... I don't think the bun, cheese and veggies come in the can with the patty...
...which is good, because you can vary the veggies and condiments going into the blender based upon your own individual tastes.
Posted by: Circuit7 | January 29, 2008 at 05:22 PM
So that's where all those lolcats on icanhascheezburger.com got that photo. I thought it was just a clever photoshop.
Posted by: Guin | January 29, 2008 at 06:44 PM
Auf Cheese en dee burgenzee hurf dee schmurgenzee... Borf, borf, borf borf !!!
(I miss Jim Henson)
Posted by: ifits_not_1thing_its3 | January 29, 2008 at 09:20 PM
As I posted on another incredulous site (Al Dente by Amazon):
Why weren't these in C-rations? Oh, maybe because the nukaler radiation of food wasn't available. But the least believable part is it looking like a classic cheeseburger with fresh buns. I suspect it will look more like a biscuit. With wilted lettuce.
Posted by: Old Bogus | January 29, 2008 at 10:51 PM
I ate a cheeseburger in the can once. Then I did my business and left.
Posted by: Alien8 | January 30, 2008 at 03:33 PM