WASN'T THIS A SHERLOCK HOLMES MYSTERY?
(Thanks to Onterrible)
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January 31, 2008
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Poe, po hungry German dude...
Posted by: mmmm | January 31, 2008 at 05:41 PM
Quick, Siouxie,
The game is afoot!
Posted by: igloo | January 31, 2008 at 05:41 PM
I thought it was an Edgar Allen Poe short story.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2008 at 05:42 PM
"he has been charged with a total of 19 break-ins after other links were found."
So he was stealing salami and sausage.
Posted by: igloo | January 31, 2008 at 05:44 PM
Remember, if you don't want to get caught in the act, always hide the salami.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2008 at 05:45 PM
At long last, proof that it is better to swallow than spit.
What?
Posted by: WriterDude | January 31, 2008 at 05:46 PM
Apparently this guy hasn't ever watched an episode of CSI.
Posted by: kristie | January 31, 2008 at 05:51 PM
WD, so...we should
1. bite
2. chew
&. swallow
Right?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2008 at 05:55 PM
He should count his blessings, it could have been wurst.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2008 at 06:06 PM
Absolutely, Siouxie. Whenever you find yourself committing a burglary in Germany.
Posted by: WriterDude | January 31, 2008 at 06:10 PM
I never sausage an inept burglar....
Posted by: Afkat | January 31, 2008 at 06:11 PM
Cop: *frisking perp* Is that a salami in your pants???
Perp: Why, yes, yes it is.
Cop: You're under arrest.
Posted by: Punkin | January 31, 2008 at 06:12 PM
Frankly, that was stupid of him.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2008 at 06:14 PM
"The man, whose name was not released..."
Well, DUH! Obvioiusly his name is Oscar Mayer.
Posted by: igloo | January 31, 2008 at 06:17 PM
Just goes to show you need to put a raincoat on the Salami.
Posted by: CJrun | January 31, 2008 at 06:41 PM
Consume the evidence!
Posted by: daisymae | January 31, 2008 at 08:50 PM
It's no wonder (Wunder?)he spat it out
He asked for Cervelatwurst.
Spitting food is considered an insult in Deutschland and an affront to the Fleischen meister to 'Knock' his wurst
Posted by: Ednausean | January 31, 2008 at 09:58 PM
Siouxie,
The Poe story was "The Telltale Artichoke Heart".
The Holmes story this one is reminiscent of is
"A Salami in Bohemia"...
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 01, 2008 at 09:45 AM
What a bunch of bologna.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 01, 2008 at 11:26 AM