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They'll no doubt be right next to the Cheez-Its and Dorito machines.
Posted by: ubetcha | January 30, 2008 at 09:13 AM
"At the Timothy Leary Medical Dispensary ...."
I recognize that name ... kinda ..... something about a cow in Chicago, wasn't it?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2008 at 09:22 AM
PVM-prescription(read POT) vending machine.
Posted by: igloo | January 30, 2008 at 09:26 AM
I foresee serious consequences for the machines if they take a stoner's cash and yield no stash.
Posted by: PhilinTexas | January 30, 2008 at 09:39 AM
How conveeeeeeeeenient.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 30, 2008 at 09:51 AM
Hey man observe the sh1t machine
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 30, 2008 at 10:02 AM
*snork* @ Siouxie!
Reminded me of the Church Lady from SNL...like the machines are a product of, hmmm what's his name? Oh yes that's it SATANNNN!
Posted by: Expat_Canuck | January 30, 2008 at 10:07 AM
I loved the Church Lady, Expat! LOL
Posted by: Siouxie | January 30, 2008 at 10:12 AM
"A man who said he has been authorized to use medical marijuana as part of his anger management therapy..."
Is this for real? Oh wait, no, it's Los Angeles.
It still reminds me of a comedian who said that marijuana not only should be legal, for some people it should be MANDATORY. Road ragers in particular.
Posted by: padraig | January 30, 2008 at 10:15 AM
I resemble that remark, padraig. Drivers here in H-town are almost as bad as those in Miami, or so I hear.
And don't get me started on those gold damnCamrys®. Maybe I need to move to LA. At least there, even though the idiots rule the road, you can get a prescription for anger management vending machines.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | January 30, 2008 at 10:59 AM
*sees new Californian tourist industry, Perscription Hash Tours*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 30, 2008 at 11:06 AM
*presses A4* nothing. Hmmmm how about *G3* nothing. Damned vending machines.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | January 30, 2008 at 11:18 AM
psst, Cheryl - put your card in first!
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 30, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Duuuude. I so totally forgot!
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | January 30, 2008 at 12:29 PM
where were these things when we were in college?
Posted by: OkieDokie | January 30, 2008 at 03:10 PM
My brother's college had a marijuana vending machine. His name was Freddy.
Posted by: padraig | January 30, 2008 at 04:58 PM