CONCERNED CITIZEN OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Padraig and MissV and Jim Gilboy)
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January 29, 2008
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So she has six pack abs and her boyfriend has twelve pack abs?
Posted by: Not my Usual Alias | January 29, 2008 at 05:24 PM
She already has a Florida license, but only for a car/truck - not a lawn mower.
Posted by: Circuit7 | January 29, 2008 at 05:25 PM
At least she could keep her car from dropping off an overpass after recreating a pinball wizard move with her car.
Posted by: Not my Usual Alias | January 29, 2008 at 05:26 PM
The boyfriend was not driving, she said, because he was too drunk.
Apparently not too stupid to call the cops.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2008 at 05:29 PM
I saw the back of the woman in an interview NMUA and trust me, she's a little more keg abs than the 6 pack variety.
Posted by: Doc Rick | January 29, 2008 at 05:30 PM
Did her sober personality tattle on her drunk one???
Posted by: Punkin | January 29, 2008 at 05:30 PM
Sounds like the same kid in school who would remind the teacher that she forgot to give out homework assignments.
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 29, 2008 at 05:31 PM
I once did something very similar...I don't recommend it.
Posted by: CJrun | January 29, 2008 at 05:35 PM
Sooo...apparently in Wisonsin, it's only a minor traffic offense to drive while intoxicated. As Steve Martin would say, "you can get a ticket for that."
Posted by: Schadeboy | January 29, 2008 at 05:38 PM
Sooo...apparently in Wisconsin, it's only a minor traffic offense to drive while intoxicated. As Steve Martin would say, "you can get a ticket for that."
Posted by: Schadeboy | January 29, 2008 at 05:39 PM
Dang, I double-posted. Sorry, folks. I submit myself to be appropriately flogged.
Posted by: Schadeboy | January 29, 2008 at 05:40 PM
I live in Wisconsin, and I'm so proud at this moment it brings tears to my eyes.
Posted by: Will | January 29, 2008 at 05:40 PM
*flogs Schadeboy while holding pinky out*
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 29, 2008 at 05:44 PM
Thank you, DeskDiva, may I have another?
Posted by: Schadeboy | January 29, 2008 at 05:47 PM
*flogs Schade once more for good measure*
But no more! You like it too much. ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 29, 2008 at 05:55 PM
*remembers to point her pinky at the last moment*
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 29, 2008 at 05:55 PM
I sense a bit of a strain on that relationship in the near future.
Posted by: Lizardbreath | January 29, 2008 at 06:46 PM
[sighs at thought of today's techno-generation]
Not too bright but, it doesn't surprise me.
[surprised the boyfriend didn't video the event and post it on youtube as well]
[deep cleansing breath]
Posted by: ifits_not_1thing_its3 | January 29, 2008 at 07:40 PM
Woo-hoo, I got one-third posted!
My comment with the link, which Mr. Professional Humourist Blogmeister chose NOT to include, was the Wisconsin rule that you may choose as your Designated Driver anyone who is less drunk than you.
Posted by: padraig | January 29, 2008 at 07:46 PM
Schady, we give out DUI's in Wisconsin, but it's just our way of weeding out the amateurs.
Posted by: padraig | January 29, 2008 at 08:29 PM
Let me get this straight. She's honest, the cops are slow, she's caught sitting on her porch... one good lawyer= one win for the "lady"in court.
Posted by: JEC666 | January 29, 2008 at 09:19 PM