COFFEE, TEA OR ...

Disposable seat covers?

(Thanks to Russell Mc)

Comments

[Punkin]

Tea.

Definitely tea.

In England.

Fully clothed.

[BillyJoeJimBob]

"We're a perfectly normal holiday company."

I guess "normal" is relative. How would you like to be a flight attendant, and have to serve drinks to flabby old nudists with their wobbly parts jiggling around as the plane flies through turbulence?

[Mot the Hoople]

I wonder how many of the passengers will be flying united.

[Hammnd Rye]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are about to land at our destination. Please put your clothes back on."

*Squelch* *Squelch* *Squelch* *Squelch* *Squelch* *Squelch* *Squelch* *Squelch* *Squelch* *Squelch* *Squelch* *Squelch* *Squelch* *Squelch*

"OK, guys. SOmebody make a note. Next time no vinyl seat covers."

[CJrun]

Well, the security clearance should go quickly.

[Lairbo]

Shouldn't the airline be named "Lusthansa"?

[AvidReader]

Major *snork* at Mot!

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

There are some pros and cons to this...

Pro side - your seat mate could be her

Con side - This could also be your seat mate

[Cheesewiz]

Terrorists would have a hard time (no snork intended) hiding their weapons. But then again so would the air marshalls.

Wait a minute. This could be the answer to the terror scourge.

[ellie]

It's an unusual gap in the market

SNORK

*wonders if the disinfect the seats for the next flight* Ewww.

[Annie Where-but-here]

"It's an unusual gap in the market."
There's good naked, and there's bad naked. You really don't want to see most people hitting turbulence nude.

[Siouxie]

Where will I put my ID??

*WAVES @ Hammie!!!*

[JEC666]

AWBH: You really don't want to see most people nude.

[Siouxie]

*smacks* Baron!!!

[SW]

Lol, cj. Actually, Geneva Air tried this as a joint venture with Alitalia a few years back. They called it Genitalia. It was a flop.

[fivver]

*Imagines an emergency where all the nekkid folks have to hit the vinyl emergency slides...*

[circuit7]

Baron - the problem I foresee is controlling the physiological reaction to being seated next to the former example, or the (hopefully not permanent) adverse physiological reaction to being seated next to either of the latter.

Lusthansa *snork*

[fivver]

SW, there was also the joint (har!) venture between Aer Lingus and Cunard Cruise Lines. It was called...nevermind.

[Siouxie]

uh..no thanks, fivver. They'd have to lube the slides.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *plop*

LOL stevie..I know you're said that one before butt it's still funny!

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snorks* to SW & fivver.
*goes off in search of Hammie's missing 'o'*

[crossgirl]

i can hardly stand to have my elbow touch the seat mate. *shudders*

[SW]

Thirty-four minutes and no "cockpit" jokes. I'm ordering you guys another 55 gallon drum of coffee.

[SW]

Sxi just busted me. Lol. Maybe I can get her to do it again.

[Danny]

Large passenger standing in aisle: "Um, that's my seat right there by the window. Lemme just squeeze by you...."

Passenger sitting in aisle seat: "Oh, no. G-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-g!!"

[Siouxie]

man, I can't type...that should read...you've.

STEWARD!!! COFFEE, por favor!

[Mot the Hoople]

When they turn the A/C down really low, things could get real perky. IYNWIM.

[Siouxie]

and small...IYKWIM AITYD, Mot.

[SW]

Stewardess, when you lean in over me like that to turn off my overhead light, I can't get my tray table down.

[SW]

Be sure my WHAT is in the upright position????

[Danny]

Female passenger: "Honey, I don't think that's what the oxygen mask is for."

Male traveling companion: "Mmmmm. Huh?"

[slyeyes]

The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.

Out of the entire article, THAT struck me as funny.

[Eleanor]

Bring a towel to sit on, is my advice.

[Steve Haller]

It could be worse. That could have been Oceanic flight 815...

[Siouxie]

"LOST and Naked" It's got a nice ring to it, Steve.

[DeskDiva]

"OK, guys. SOmebody make a note. Next time no vinyl seat covers."

Posted by: Hammnd Rye | 09:48 AM on January 29, 2008

I would suggest molded plastic. MUCH easier to bleach down afterwards....

[Meanie the Blue]

Never mind the headset. Get me a blindfold.

[ifits_not_1thing_its3]

"OK, guys. SOmebody make a note. Next time no vinyl seat covers."

Posted by: Hammnd Rye | 09:48 AM on January 29, 2008

I would suggest molded plastic. MUCH easier to bleach down afterwards....

Posted by: DeskDiva | 02:03 PM on January 29, 2008
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Ummm... DD? And you know this because?
(just kidding)

Re: Nude air travel
Forget what might fall from the overhead compartment. I'm just imagining all the flops and jiggles on a VERY turbulent flight.

[Josh]

DD: I would suggest molded plastic. MUCH easier to bleach down afterwards...

Bleach? Methinks bleach is too mild. They need to torch the plane.