A FLORIDA DRIVER LICENSE
...is on it way to this lawn-care specialist.
(Thanks to many people)
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January 29, 2008
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How is this a problem???
Posted by: circuit7 | January 29, 2008 at 10:02 AM
Oh - wait... it's going to take a long time to get to Florida that way.
He would've needed more than four bottles.
Posted by: circuit7 | January 29, 2008 at 10:03 AM
Well...technically...he wasn't driving a car.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2008 at 10:06 AM
What sort of wine?? Mad Dog WD/40?
Posted by: ellie | January 29, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Did he get to keep his wine? He couldn't drive his mower anymore.
Posted by: JEC666 | January 29, 2008 at 10:06 AM
What's the fine for Mowing While Intoxicated?
Posted by: ellie | January 29, 2008 at 10:09 AM
...and what wine pairs with grass clippings, anyway?
Posted by: circuit7 | January 29, 2008 at 10:11 AM
That's how we roll in Michigan!
Posted by: Dusty Kornphartz | January 29, 2008 at 10:12 AM
A nice Chardonnhay
Posted by: HammOnd Rye | January 29, 2008 at 10:12 AM
*waves...again @ Hammie*
Chardonnay is my wine.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2008 at 10:16 AM
*snork* Ham!
I was thinking a Pinot Green-io, but it's Michigan. It's snowing. so something white?
Posted by: circuit7 | January 29, 2008 at 10:17 AM
Booze and farm implements have never been a good combination. The wine had a nice bouquet of alfalfa with overtones of beet and potatoes.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 29, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Kozumplik? Being able to spell his last name has to be part of a sobriety test.
Posted by: slyeyes | January 29, 2008 at 10:41 AM
You mean to tell me this is NOT a common practice outside of Florida?
Posted by: snif | January 29, 2008 at 10:42 AM
You mean to tell me this is NOT a common practice outside of Florida?
Posted by: snif | January 29, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Maybe he was upset 'cause he lost the tractor square dance competition.
Posted by: Dusty Kornphartz | January 29, 2008 at 10:50 AM
If I'm not mistaken this is either the 2nd or 3rd time the riding a lawn mower while intoxicated story has happened in the past couple of months. The funniest was the guy being followed by the police cruiser and listing heavily to one side until he finally fell off. Somewhere George Jones is smiling.
Posted by: Doc Rick | January 29, 2008 at 10:54 AM
I bet he's going to get a John Deere letter from his wife after that!
Posted by: Lizardbreath | January 29, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Green tractors are my wheels you see
Drunk mowing is the life for me
Liquor stores spaced out,
so far and wide
Keep Mohitos,
just give me a red that's dry.
6 bottles
what I'd like to drink
I'll be sleepin in a smelly clink
I just adore a jailhouse view
Darling, I love you,
leave me your Park Avenue
Wine sale
Make bail
John Deere
5th Gear
I'll run from the cops. In speed OJ is tops.
Green tractors, we are there!
Posted by: Dusty Kornphartz | January 29, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Very nice, Dusty!! LOL
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Dusty, what a talent ya got there!
Posted by: Lizardbreath | January 29, 2008 at 01:21 PM
*SNORK!!* @ Lizard - You earned that!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 29, 2008 at 01:50 PM
Dusty - welcome to the ranks of the World-Class Dave Barry Parodheads!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | January 29, 2008 at 01:52 PM
kozumplik. haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. sounds like a name that mel brooks would make up.
Posted by: queensbee | January 29, 2008 at 02:05 PM
Some guys will do anything to avoid having to mow.
([email protected] Liz)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2008 at 02:42 PM