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Man. First they don't let a guy scratch himself, THEN they don't let a guy pee, NOW they try to keep a lady from wiping her nose. What is the law enforcement system coming to?
Posted by: gjdmama | December 28, 2007 at 11:32 PM
Legal?
No.
It's snot.
Posted by: O the U(manity) | December 28, 2007 at 11:33 PM
*grO(theU)an*
Posted by: DeskDiva | December 28, 2007 at 11:36 PM
OMG. The South has died!
Oh my. I have the vapors.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | December 28, 2007 at 11:36 PM
So YOU took the vapors? I was looking for them earlier. You coulda mentioned it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 28, 2007 at 11:52 PM
Almost sneezin'
West Virginia
Cop had cuffed her
Nose flowed like a river
She looked over
Spied that cotton weave
Now she faces jail time
For snot on his sleeve
Runny nose
Should be blown
And she could
Not postpone
Now she's sorry
It don't matter
Runny nose
Must atone.
Posted by: Just Ducky | December 29, 2007 at 12:00 AM
JD - you should be arrested for blowing snot all over that lovely song.
Good one, though.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 29, 2007 at 12:01 AM
Hi, Ducky!! Merry Christmas!! Hope you all had a good one.
Gross and disgustingNice parody, Toots. ;-)Posted by: DeskDiva | December 29, 2007 at 12:04 AM
All's I have to say as I get to bed is...
BOOGER!
Good one Ducky!!! nite nite
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2007 at 12:04 AM
Thanks, all. My Christmas would have been great except I was SICK. I'm NEVER sick. My daughter (yay for her) ended up fixing Christmas dinner, which I couldn't eat. I've spent a week in bed. Today's the first day I've felt halfway alive. So Annie, when I left my comment about your wonderful article, I was doing so even though I felt horrible and could barely strike the keys on my keyboard. There, doesn't that make you feel good? ;-)
And now, I'm going to drag myself up to bed. Tomorrow will be a better day.
Nighty-night! Sweet dreams!
Posted by: Just Ducky | December 29, 2007 at 12:11 AM
Thanks, all. My Christmas would have been great except I was SICK. I'm NEVER sick. My daughter (yay for her) ended up fixing Christmas dinner, which I couldn't eat. I've spent a week in bed. Today's the first day I've felt halfway alive. So Annie, when I left my comment about your wonderful article, I was doing so even though I felt horrible and could barely strike the keys on my keyboard. There, doesn't that make you feel good? ;-)
And now, I'm going to drag myself up to bed. Tomorrow will be a better day.
Nighty-night! Sweet dreams!
Posted by: Just Ducky | December 29, 2007 at 12:11 AM
The bot is taking advantage of my weakened condition. Bad, bad bot.
Posted by: Just Ducky | December 29, 2007 at 12:12 AM
Poor JD, I had no idea. Get better quick so you can
fight the nasty vicious registration fairiescomment on my next column coming out next week.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 29, 2007 at 12:16 AM
Another column, Annie?! AWESOME!! I hope this is turning into a regular gig for you.
Posted by: DeskDiva | December 29, 2007 at 12:33 AM
Annie's coming out next week.
*reserves front row seat*
Posted by: Suzy Q | December 29, 2007 at 01:09 AM
JD, I didn't know the dreaded lurgy struck you hardy Austin folk.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | December 29, 2007 at 02:03 AM
Xlnt, ducky.
Posted by: SW | December 29, 2007 at 03:04 AM
I thought that's what the long armsleeve of the law was for.
Posted by: SW | December 29, 2007 at 03:05 AM
Happy Weekend! Donuts on the Blogbar!
*snatches a chocolate covered, cream-filled*
Posted by: gjdmama | December 29, 2007 at 08:37 AM
I once did something similar and... yes cops dislike that. A close friend walked up to the cop that had my arms behind back and said, "Officer, I'll take it from here," then took my arms (behind my back) and marched me down the street and turned the corner, where we collapsed in laughter. The moral of the story is: no tequilla and no sneezing on cops. Rules to stay out of jail by.
Posted by: CJrun | December 29, 2007 at 08:51 AM
Feel better, JD.
Thanks for the advice, CJ.
Congrats, Annie.
(goes for coffee)
Posted by: daisymae | December 29, 2007 at 09:14 AM
Booger, Dano.
Posted by: West Virginia Five-0 | December 29, 2007 at 09:39 AM
When you think it's butter
But it's snot...
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 29, 2007 at 12:14 PM