SQUIRREL INADVERTENTLY AIDS LAW ENFORCEMENT
Key Quote: Just as the trooper approached the house, an
electrical transformer blew out, an explosion caused by a squirrel,
which was electrocuted. The trooper thought it was a gunshot and called
in the Santa Rosa County Sheriff's SWAT team, Haines said.
(Thanks to Steve Richardson and Justin Barber)
swat = Squirrel Watchers and Trackers?
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | December 28, 2007 at 06:50 PM
Squirrel Was Apparently Toasted.
Posted by: Brian Andrews | December 28, 2007 at 11:40 PM
Officer: I have a code Orange Five Three Niner Foxtrot Double Deuce!! Requesting SWAT stat!
Dispatch: You have a llama trying to mate with a lawn tractor within 300 yards of religious statuary?
Officer: ...um, isn't that an Aubergine Five Three Niner Tango Double Deuce?
Dispatch: Possibly, but did you say "stat" on a police radio? That's a medical term, and anyone who says it sounds like a total douche.
Officer: Are you going to send SWAT or not?
Dispatch: Fine, but if it's a squirrel again I'll never let you live it down. Ever.
Officer: ...
Posted by: Federal Duck | December 29, 2007 at 09:07 AM