RELATIONSHIP OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Key Quote: She told him if the dog wouldn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name.
(Thanks to Navigatio)
What name did he call her??
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2007 at 10:11 AM
Why don't they tell us what name he called his next girlfriend?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 29, 2007 at 10:14 AM
The police report said the woman punched him in the face several times and the man dislocated his shoulder when the naked couple grappled.
Naked Grappling WBAGNF... never mind.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 29, 2007 at 10:23 AM
Called her a name?
Whut sorta Sunnava ... um ... nevermind ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | December 29, 2007 at 10:34 AM
Why was this the woman's fault? ($50K bail...ouch!)
Posted by: daisymae | December 29, 2007 at 10:34 AM
Dog people and non-dog people should not engage in intimate relationships.
Posted by: Christine | December 29, 2007 at 10:35 AM
This is really an issue that should be resolved before getting into the shower together.
Posted by: Dr. Ruth | December 29, 2007 at 10:48 AM
I guess it really boils down to why he wanted the dog to "join them in the bathroom"....
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 29, 2007 at 10:50 AM
On the up side: there are no dogs of the canine variety in the jailhouse shower and maybe she will cut weight while she is there.
Posted by: Meditrina | December 29, 2007 at 10:53 AM
My thought exactly, Scott! I think maybe she's well shed of him.
Posted by: DeskDiva | December 29, 2007 at 11:22 AM
What's wrong with that? My pu$$y is always with me when I shower.
what???
THE CAT PEOPLE...THE CAT!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2007 at 11:41 AM
Sioux, I've been to your house several times, and I never saw a cat.
Posted by: Suzy Q | December 29, 2007 at 11:46 AM
Cat People, wasn't that a movie with Natashia Lovinglipsky?
Posted by: JEC666 | December 29, 2007 at 11:47 AM
Why do they always arrest the wrong person? It's clear that the boyfriend started all this and she was only trying to defend herself. And what if the name he called her was the really bad, bad word you should never call a woman? If it was, he's lucky to be alive.
/end rant
Posted by: Eleanor | December 29, 2007 at 12:20 PM
El, are you referring to Mike?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 29, 2007 at 12:30 PM
ScottMGS... *cough* Indeed!
dot dot dot
Posted by: Joben | December 29, 2007 at 01:11 PM
Sounds like he was a
sh!t, Siouxshi-tzu.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 29, 2007 at 01:22 PM
"Why do they always arrest the wrong person? It's clear that the boyfriend started all this and she was only trying to defend herself."
El, are you sure you're really a FCDA? You must have read a different article.
Posted by: SW | December 29, 2007 at 04:30 PM
SW, she beat him up because he wanted her to have sex with his dog.
WHAT?
Posted by: Eleanor | December 29, 2007 at 04:55 PM
Maybe he thought she was into ruff sex.
Seriously...he wanted the dog in the bathroom while the two humans went in the shower together. Where do you see anything about sex between the woman and the dog.
Posted by: SW | December 29, 2007 at 05:16 PM
Mrs. Layzee and I shower together every day. And the cats sit there and watch us. Fortunately we very rarely call each other a bad name. (Although we do nakedly grapple on occasion).
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 30, 2007 at 02:12 AM
Well, lz, that's a whole different animal.
Posted by: SW | December 30, 2007 at 06:30 AM
Dog in the bathroom? Nowhere near as annoying as having the dog lick the wet spot clean.
Posted by: mjb | December 30, 2007 at 01:56 PM
And to that, even I say...yuck!!
Posted by: SW | December 31, 2007 at 11:19 AM
testing ... again ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 01, 2008 at 02:13 AM
testing... if this works Dave, Judi, and the bot are gonna kill me...
Posted by: SW | January 01, 2008 at 11:44 PM