GOOD NEWS FOR LOSERS SHY GUYS EVERYWHERE

Crinkly the Ugly Swan has a girlfriend.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

Comments

[fivver]

Awwwwww.

[fivver]

Awwwwww.

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Can't wait for the story about the deformed bot mating with a chain saw.

[Meditrina]

Snork @ fivver.

And if Crinkly can find a mate, maybe there's hope....

[Scott]

Isn't a long neck the sign of a long....oh, forget it. You go, Crinkly!

[JEC666]

If my recollection of Swan Lake is correct, that ugly duckling is in for a suprise. Not to be confused with the Ugly Duckling story where it turned out it was a swan. Oops, sorry for giving away the ending to The Ugly Duckling. If you haven't already read The Ugly Duckling, don't read past the first sentence.

[fivver]

JEC666, Rosebud was his sled.

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

"Hey. Could you help me out? I think I have a crick in my neck."

[Siouxie]

Med, I was thinking that too.

Scott, I also was thinking that he must give good neck. (that thing is ribbed).

ok...time to get my mind out of the gutter.

[Hammond Rye]

*reaches up and drags Siouxie back into gutter*

[Siouxie]

Nice to have some company around here, Mr. Hammie ;-)

(not gonna say it again..but I waved...back there somewhere). ok so I said it.

How's the little Ham doing?

[Lairbo]

Her name's Leda, right?

[Hammond Rye]

Not too bad. Surgery #2 is coming up on Tuesday and she's a bit nervous. Everything is healing OK, so things are pretty good, all things considered. Thanks for asking.

[slyeyes]

Today's my day off. I can either spend it cooking and cleaning for the party tonight

Or

Trying to keep up with Dave who has obviously ordered the venti at St@rbucks.

GO DAVE!

[crossgirl]

i'm sure he has a great personality.

[AreWeThereYet]

Sometimes you just have to try a different lake.

[Siouxie]

(((((((((Hammette))))))))) I hope she keeps getting better, Hammie.

sly, I had to hide the Cuban coffee this morning.

[DeskDiva]

A second surgery, Hammie. Boo! :-( I hope all goes well! How old is the "Hamlet" if I may be so bold as to ask?

[Siouxie]

"They are flying in and out together and we do hope they will become mates."

I, for one, cannot wait to see how this romance develops. Maybe if they had a Crinkly Cam, like on the Bocken??

[Edgar Greenberg]

So much for natural selection.

[Hammond Rye]

DD, she's 23 and ornery.

[Edgar Greenberg]

Hopefully, it won't be too painful.

[Meditrina]

Arewethere - Strangely, the watering holes all look the same, full of crooked necked honkers tryin' to mate. ;-)

[Annie Where-but-here]

Shouldn't her name be "TacitErn?"

Hammie - ornery is good for surgery. She'll be a cranky patient and have a fine recovery. If she's anything like her dad. ;p

[Dan]

What is the job title of the person who watches them to see if they have become mates?

Make that "persons"; there must be a night shift, too, presumably with night-vision goggles among the supplies.

[xlbjoker]

You asked, so.

What happens to shy guys (losers) not as fortunate as Crinkly?,a/>

[Edgar Greenberg]

Dan, that would be "Loser".

[xlbjoker]

loser

[xlbjoker]

whoopsie.

loser

[xlbjoker]

Oh yeah, this is spam. Type pad filter? Gets my IED running on high. (Intermittent Explosive Disorder)

loser

[DeskDiva]

Good, Hammie - Annie's right. And give her lots of hugs for us!

[DeskDiva]

That was just one toke over the line, joker.

[Siouxie]

*SMACKS joker*

I just had LUNCH!

*coughbarf*

[Annie Where-but-here]

Good one, joker. Don't let it happen again.

[daisymae]

What a heartwarming story! Gives new hope to C students everywhere (no, wait, that was Bush's line when elected President)...uh...

[CJrun]

Another one falls for the ol' "big adam's apple" myth.

*Thwacks PypeTad in the adam's apple with a pool cue*

[ellie]

Honk if you like crooked necks

[Siouxie]

*honker*

[Annie Where-but-here]

Honk if you're straight.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wow-no honking. I guess what's good for the goose is good for the goose.

[Siouxie]

I pre-honked

[Crinkly]

*Honk!!!*

[Annie Where-but-here]

Is that legal in Mijammi?
Who am I kidding. Of course it is.

[ellie]

Do you suppose Crinkly used a 'wing man'?

[DeskDiva]

*hopes Crinkly's new friend is a straight female...for starters.*

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snork* @ ellie!

[Edgar Greenberg]

*Snork* @ Ellie.

[Edgar Greenberg]

Diva, did you intend the pun?

[Siouxie]

*adds a snork for Ellie*

*whacks the bot with the "holy severed leg"!*

[Edgar Greenberg]

Three snorks for Muster Mark Ellie.

(It's a physics joke)

[James Joyce]

Psysics?? I'm a poet!

[Jazzzz]

being a southerner, I'm wandering what the shape of his gizzard is.....yummmmmmmmm

[James Joyce]

see, I can't even spell psysics physics

[Jazzzz]

being a southerner, I'm wandering what the shape of his gizzard is.....yummmmmmmmm

[blurk]

A physics joke?!
Your pocket protector is showin'.

[Jazzzz]

I post for the first time this week and get bot foked.....

[CJrun]

Jazzzz is wandering and stuttering.

[Siouxie]

Ladies and gents! give it up for "The Crooked Gizzards"

[Annie Where-but-here]

CJ - that's also known as 'golf.'

[Siouxie]

Jazzzzieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! we've missed you! even the bot.

[Edgar Greenberg]

Actually James, I'm not sure you can even spell anything correctly." Thuartpeatrick" is traditionally spelled with two Qs.

[Edgar Greenberg]

And, while you technically wrote "Three quarks for Muster Mark," only physicists and Ellie actually quote it.

[Siouxie]

Hey Edgar?? your pocket protector is showin'!

;-P

[Annie Where-but-here]

Siouxie - ain't he wearin' it awful low for a pocket protector?

[*three snorks and I'm out* ellie]

"Thuartpeatrick" is traditionally spelled with two Qs

*snork!*

You are one strange quark, Edgar. ;-)

[Jazzzz]

hello lovelys ( and the guy's to) my mortgage banker is insisting I work.
I also wonder if you just stroked ol' Crinkly's head, his neck would straighten out.

[Jazzzz]

too

[crossgirl]

now jazzz is wondering as he wanders. might be a song in there...

[Meditrina]

jazzz wandering... isn't that improvisation?

[DeskDiva]

Hi, Jazzzzzzie!! :-) We can hit your mortgage banker at the same time we hit the bot, no questions asked. ;-)

Edgar - yes, I did. :-D

[Siouxie]

I'm off!

and YAY! my daughter is home for Christmas!! dad just picked her up and she'll be here for 3 weeks!

Laters!

[Layzeeboy]

Hmmmm, I've never seen Peyronie's disease of the neck.

[blurk]

Layzee, I'm not sure what you just said but I'm purty sure I don't like the sound of it.

[DeskDiva]

*SNORK* Layzee!!! It's a medical anomaly!

[Siouxie]

blurk, it's "wiggly willy" disease.

[Layzeeboy]

It's sorta like....well..if your pickle looks more like a banana.

[Annie Where-but-here]

so...like a gherkin...only more squirrelish.