SUBSTITUTE TEACHER OF THE YEAR SO FAR¹
¹which we hope has not already been blogged while we were busy dancing drinking attending educational author events this weekend
(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
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It could be worse. The district could have sent a stripper.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 12, 2007 at 02:04 PM
judi, I wouldn't know if it was blogged before. I was
drinking dancingattending the same educational author events. Very educational indeed.Posted by: Siouxie | November 12, 2007 at 02:04 PM
Her name is Jessica.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | November 12, 2007 at 02:05 PM
I wonder how long before she shows the kids Loose Change.
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | November 12, 2007 at 02:08 PM
4th! And I agree with the parents. The teacher sounds like a wackmobile.
Posted by: Kristina L. | November 12, 2007 at 02:08 PM
Hey Siouxie
You did an awesome job of taking pics this weekend 8^)
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | November 12, 2007 at 02:08 PM
Thanks, ex-Addict! It's always fun to bring the events back to the rest of youse ;-)
Besides, as long as they don't find that restraining order...shhhhhh
Posted by: Siouxie | November 12, 2007 at 02:11 PM
That's SISTER Jessica to you, DDD...
[/sarcasm off]
...Seriously, given the way this woman is running her classroom, it's a wonder to me that she doesn't have the kids addressing her as "Mistress." She obviously expects to be obeyed under pain of...well...pain.
Posted by: Wes S. | November 12, 2007 at 02:12 PM
this woman isn't taking her medications, obviously. Probably thinks they're poisoning her.
Posted by: mm | November 12, 2007 at 02:14 PM
I had no idea my Aunt was substitute teaching.
What? Everyone has one of THOSE relatives. Right? Anyone? Buehler? Buehler?
Posted by: Meditrina | November 12, 2007 at 02:19 PM
And the 60s stagger on.
Posted by: fivver | November 12, 2007 at 02:22 PM
NMUA- I think they would have been better off with the stripper; that at least would have been educational.
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | November 12, 2007 at 02:27 PM
Med, yes. We do.
Posted by: gjd | November 12, 2007 at 03:01 PM
"My child does not know what a prostitute is and she shouldn't be learning that at school," said the unidentified student's mother.
Isn't that the whole point behind getting an education? Imagine how much easier my life would have been if I'd learned that in school!
Why are you all looking at me like that? :)
Posted by: SpecialNobodie | November 12, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Actually, if the toothpaste is from China, there probably IS rat poinon in it!
Posted by: Phil | November 12, 2007 at 03:14 PM
Replace "n" with "s" in "poinon"
Posted by: Phil | November 12, 2007 at 03:19 PM
I sent this in last week, but it wasn't blogged as far as I know. This is one whacked out lady! Just one more reason to homeschool your children.
Posted by: Jessica R. | November 12, 2007 at 04:22 PM
Anagram of the day:
SUBSTITUTE = BUTT TISSUE
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 12, 2007 at 04:41 PM
And there's date rape drugs in your children's toys...no wait...
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | November 12, 2007 at 05:04 PM
Wench Lizzy,
Sounds like you read the same story in CNN that I read about Aqua Dots. Apparently they can cause comas or worse if swallowed.
Posted by: Kristina L. | November 12, 2007 at 08:25 PM